Previously on Kidding...
I'm sorry, what did you say?
I said you've had a minor stroke.
Astronotter is getting on that rocket!
You want Astronotter?
Give me one more day a week with my daughter.
An aide brings them to the bus stop
and they wait until they forget why they wanted
to leave in the first place.
Please remain calm.
Thank you for visiting"Pickles on Ice."
It's all my fault.
It's all my fault.
I broke her throat, Dad.
- 我把塔拉的脖子弄断了 - 当然没有啦
‐ I‐‐I broke Tara's throat.‐ Of course not.
Stupid dick‐nose piece of shit.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
What the fuck?You fuckin‐‐
What the fuck?Oh, my God!
I almost got a plate number.
Are you guys okay?
We're great, Jeff.
We're great.We're great.
We're so motherfuckinggreat right now.
We're the best!We're so good!
- 我已经尽全力跑了 - 是吗
‐ I ran as fast as I could.‐ Oh, yeah?
Are you gonna catch the guy?
Are you gonna tell him to take a calm me down breath?
You gonna teach him to read?
I think it'd be safer for you guys
to stay atDee Dee's with me.
You're the one they wanna hurt.
You're the one whois talking to their children
in the middle of the night.
Nobody is safe around you.
Is that a ring?
- 我打算 - 杰夫
‐ I'm just gonna‐‐‐ Jeff!
- 我对天发誓 - 行了
‐ I swear to Christ.‐ Yeah.
Where's the sitter?
I sent her home.It was getting late.
You used the stove.
Is there another wayto make risotto?
You should be in bed.
You know I can't sleepwithout Dolores.
You named your axe Dolores?
After Dolores Claiborne.It's my favorite axe movie.
It's a hatchet.
Why can't youjust let me live?
Go to sleep.Blade side out.
I know how to sleepwith an axe, Mom.
Grandpa teach youhow to make this?
不是 桃乐丝教我的 她从托斯卡纳（意大利）来的
No, Dolores did.She's from Tuscany.
Thanks for dinner.
I don't know whatI'd do without you.
If you really wantAstronotter back,
I can give you some advice.
Just ask yourself...
what would Grandpa do?
You keep sleeping.
I won't let anythinghappen to you.
How long haveyou been sitting there?
Go back to bed, Jeffrey.
When the gun goes off,then you can wake up.
I'm sorry I put you all in this situation.
The world is full of lunatics
who think the worldis full of lunatics.
None of this would've happened if I hadn't fired you.
You can't reallyfire your father.
If he can't protect youfrom yourself,
he'll protect youfrom everyone else.
I'm still sorry I did it.
Don't you worry about me.
I'm having a social summer.
In fact, your mother and Iare taking a long vacation.
What's that mean?
She and I went through a rough patch,
but we've recently reconnected.
Bags are packed.We're leaving tomorrow morning.
Where?I'm not sure yet.
The unknown, I guess.
I don't think Momcan travel right now.
Hold that thought.
Made you an egg tart
for that squishy, squishytum‐tum of yours.
Oh, damn thing'son the fritz again.
That quiche should've seta half hour ago.
Dad, why don'tyou come sit down?
I'm gonna have to lay on the goddamn floor
and start that pilot light.
Dad, it's not a real oven.
You don't have to tell me that.
I wanted a Thermador,
but your mother,she just microwaves everything.
Did you glue these drawers shut?
那些不是真的抽屉 爸 打不开的
They're not real drawers, Dad.They don't open.
We're on the set.
What the hell is this?
Where are we?
Where'd the wall go?
I had photographs on that wall!
Where's the wall, Jeff?
Where's the fucking wall?
There used to be a wall there.
And a door and a window!
Come back, Dad.
- 我没事 - 回到我身边
‐ I'm fine.‐ Come back.
I'm gonna get you an ambulance.
别叫啦 我没事 我很好
No, don't do that.I'm fine. I'm okay.
I think it's just a toothache.
Did you make an Oops last night?
‐ ‐ She did.
That's why she takes Plan B,
the number one gynecologist recommended
morning after pill.
Oops as Directed.
I mean, is "cinema"too strong of a word?
Because to me, this is cinema.
Ah, she's early.
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