开玩笑第二季第九集

Kidding S02E09

Part3

2020年6月1日 15:53

说如果她让菲尔系上安全带
That if she'd told Philto put on his seat belt,
这一切都不会发生了
that none of thiswould've happened.
你没事吧
You okay?
回答警官的问题就好
Just answerthe officer's questions.
那你回答他了吗
Did you say anythingback to him?
我跟他说很多种意义上来讲菲尔还活着
I told him that in a lotof ways, Phil's still alive.
什么意思
What did you mean by that?
活在我们记忆中啊
You know, in our memories.
我还得回去上学吗
Do I have to go back to school?
不用我们可以回家
No, we can go home.
那个我能跟老爸走吗
A‐actually, can I go with Dad?
你是我的家人
You are my family
我来保护你
and I'm here to protect you.
我做到了
I did it.
他们回来了
They're back.
我让他们都回来了
I got 'em all back.
天文学家要去太空了
Astronotter,she's going to space.
而且我们还要在节目里播出
And we're gonna broadcast it.
然后
And...
然后
and...
我把玩偶们全弄回来了
...and I got it all back.
因为
Because...
你教会我应该牺牲什么
you taught mewhat to sacrifice.
我为你
I'm...proud...
骄傲
Of...you.
你担心人们看到你暴揍他之后
Are you afraid people aregoing to not like you anymore
会不喜欢你了吗
after seeing what you didto that guy?
就连耶稣也有人不喜欢啊
Even Jesus had enemies.
耶稣也没揍过人啊
Jesus never beatthe shit out of anyone.
因为他没孩子
He didn't have a son.
你♥爸♥爸的事情我很抱歉
I'm sorry about your dad.
你能答应我我老的时候你会在吗
Promise you'll be therefor me when I'm old?
我知道你会的
I know you will, I just...
我只是想听你今天说出来
need to hear you say it today.
我保证
I promise.
谢了
Thanks.
我们去看看爷爷吧
We should go see Grandpa.
他暂时没法讲话了
He stopped...talking, so...
没准你可以变变魔术
maybe you could doone of your magic tricks.
让他说说话
Make him say something.
老爸抱歉我没早点跟你说
Hey, Dad, I'm sorryI didn't tell you sooner,
但我很喜欢你的新发型
but I really likeyour new haircut.
中风是由一个叫做
The stroke triggered something
血管型失智症的病引起的
called vascular dementia.
医生让我们决定一下他的长♥期♥护理措施
His doctors want us to decideon his long‐term care.
他们把他说的好像一袋西蓝花一样
They talk about him likehe's a bag of broccoli.
但他可以走路可以吃饭的
But he can‐‐he can walk, he can eat.
我们有什么选择
What are our options?
你手怎么了
What happened to your hand?
我们有什么选择
What are our options?
韩国队今年有很多
There is so much the Koreans
想要展示的
are trying to prove this year.
看看他们优雅美丽的
Just look atthe grace and beauty
连环跳吧
and flow to those jumps.
不仅仅在技术上非常有难度
And it's not just the technical difficulty,
还具备艺术欣赏性
it is the artistry.
其他方面新闻腌黄瓜先生今天在
In other news, Mr. Picklesalmost Mr. Killed A Guy today
哥伦布高中的停车场差点打死一个人
in the parking lotof a Columbus high school.
有消息称此恋童癖
Sources describethe perpetrator
装扮成了一个大头版的流行节目主持人
as a large‐headed versionof the popular TV host.
他真的走了是吗
He's really gone, isn't he?
是啊
Yeah.
可以在家照顾
Well, there's in‐home care,
等于说我们得全天24小时
which means we'd basically have to hire
雇一个护士来照顾他
a nurse around the clock.
即便那样他肯定也不会吃药的
And even then, he's never gonna take the pills.
他怎么样了
How is he?
你有没有
Have you ever...
想过要逆转时间
have you ever wantedto turn back time?
我刚刚也在想这件事
I was just thinkingthat same thing.
谢谢
Thank you.
好再见
Great. Okay.Bye‐bye now.
玩具公♥司♥的电♥话♥
That was Toyco.
他们生气了吗
Are they mad?
没很奇怪
No, it's odd.
他们做了更多玩偶
They're making more dolls.
在线上都卖♥♥空了
They sold out online.
估计你把那人暴揍一顿
I guess breakingthat guy's face
让孩子们更喜欢你了呢
actually madechildren want more of you.
等下等下
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.Hold on, hold on.
这人不是最坏的吗
Wasn't this guy the worst?
是但他要把尼尔·阿姆斯特朗送上月球了
Yes, but he's about to send Neil Armstrong to the moon.
哥们两份琴酒一份柠檬汁调一下
Hey, pal, two parts gin,one part lime juice.
怎么这么久啊
What's the holdup?
我不知道对于把他留在这里该作何感想
I don't know how I feelabout leaving him here.
他好孤单啊
He's so...alone.
他不孤单
He's not alone.
成为我的
* Be mine
余生于此
* For the rest of my life
我无法隐瞒自己的感觉
* I can't hidethe way I feel...
你好啊
Hello.
你叫什么
What's your name?
成为我的
* Be mine
你要去哪啊
Where are you going?
赶紧把酒给我的省得你灌我
Just give me the drink beforeyou pour it down my throat.
我非常乐意再给你买♥♥杯酒
I'd like to buy youanother one and...
然后了解你的所有闪光点
find out everythingthere is to like about you.
我想给你打个车送你回家
I'd like to buy you a taxi ride in the other direction.
你不是已经半个身子进坟墓了吗
Well, aren't you seven shovels short of a grave.
你不是最傲慢最丑吗
Well, aren't you arrogant and charmless.
我们不如直接跳到结局
Why don't we justget to the end of this
你可以直接往我身上倒汽油了
and you can pourgasoline on my lap.
你着火了肯定很帅
I bet you'd look good on fire.
你肯定也是
I bet you'd look the same.
我们见过吗
Have we met before?
没有吧
I don't think so.
我叫路易斯
I'm Louise.
你好路易斯我叫赛博
Hello, Louise.I'm Seb.
家赛博既然你问了我想回家
Home, Seb, since you asked.I'm going home.
他们怎么认识的
How do they know each other?
那是你奶奶啊威尔
That's our mom, Will.
公车几点来
What time does the bus come?
随时吧
Any minute now.
你觉得这是我的错吗
Do you think it was my fault?
什么是你的错
Was what your fault?
是我开的车
I was driving the car.
我是妈妈
I'm the mom.
说实话那场事故是我的错吗
Be honest with me right now.Was the accident my fault?
没人这么想
Nobody thinks that.
你可别让那些
Now, please don't let the words
疯狂的大头人
of crazy, large‐headed people
给你尺寸正常的大脑洗♥脑♥了
get inside yournormal‐sized head.
我问你呢
I'm asking you.
我该负责吗
Am I responsible?
我是好妈妈吗
Am I the parent?
你是好妈妈
You are the parent.
不怪你的
You're not responsible.
要不要去做点开心的事
Wanna go find some sunshine?
等一下
In a minute.
好
Okay.