Previously on Kidding...
Have you ever wanted to turn back time?
that this proposal isa real proposal to propose.
Can you live with that?
* I'm angry at God and I'm angry at Jill
* She was driving the car
* It's her fault we lost Phil!
I wanna show you something
that I found in Mom's closet.
What is this?
"Begin by closing your eyes
and seeing the moment in time you'd like to return to.
Now surround yourselfwith the past."
"This trick,if you can call it a trick,
is incredibly difficult to pull off.
It all depends on one thing"‐‐
- 何出此言 - 爸爸说的对
‐For what?‐ Dad's right.
It's important to be honest.
Who are these wonderful people?
I made this decision without you for a number of reasons.
So much of him is still here.
These are the friends you don't get to have.
He's breathing our air.
His eyes read.
A 15‐minute ride away,
his heart beats in a woman's chest.
He saved seven lives.
But I'd trade 'em all for one more hour with him.
Did you read them?
They're not mine to read.They're Phil's.
They're Phil's gifts.
I wanted him to have this for himself.
If you knew,you would've reached out.
You would've answered all of these letters.
You would've invited them all to Thanksgiving.
I'd be passing the sweet potatoes
to his fucking pancreas.
The headlines would read,
"Jeff Pickles savesseven lives,"
but Jeff Pickles did not save seven lives.
That was his gift to them,
and not telling you was my gift to him.
The headlines would not have read,
"Jeff Pickles saves lives."
They did when you hit my boyfriend with your car.
Are you gonna bring that up every time we have a fight?
I was so angry
when that man threw that flaming pickle jar
at the wrong house.
How could you say that?
I could have begun again...
Moving isn't moving on.
Do you want me to move on?
Then blame me.
I drove the car.
I don't understand why you need that.
Because until someone wearing your face said it...
‐ ‐ I didn't realize how much
I needed to hear it from you.
This is not‐‐this is...
It's not how you heal.
Do you blame mefor Phil's death?
I can't give you what you want.
Why won't anyone tell me what I already know?
Why won't anyonelet me have that?
No one will let me have that!
But you will.
You'll saywhat's in your heart.
You wanna sell the house?
Fine.Sell the house.
- 怨恨我吧 - 别说了
‐ Blame me.‐ Stop it.
Blame me. Blame me!
- 闭嘴 - 怨恨我吧
‐ Stop.‐ Blame me!
别逼我说 - 你怨恨我吗
‐ Don't make me do that.‐ Do you blame me?
Please, just answerthe fucking question!
Do you blame me?
1 2 3 4
And a‐one, two, three, four,
1 2 3 4
One, two, three, four,
上前一步 5 6
step, five, six.
Why was Jeff Pickle sat jazz night?
He wants to teach the Dalai Lama the Charleston.
So I told himto come to class.
How do you two even know each other?
He lives in my building.
Did you invite himto the bar?
He said he'd come,but you never know.
Does he drink?
No, but people are always buying him shots,
which is great,'cause then he gives them to me
and designated‐drivers me home.
Nice playing, friend.
Wait, are you fuckingJeff Pickles?
Oh, my God.
So what are the rules?Can we curse around him?
You treat him likea normal person.
Who transitions between the real world
and the magical realm of puppets
via a pickle barrel with a parachute on it.
Just don't, like, pepper him with dumb questions, okay?
Is it true you're completely celibate?
Only in Japan.
Do you have a girlfriend?
Is Sy the Wide‐Eyed Fly death?
No, but a lot of people ask me that.
Who's the most exciting celebrity you've ever met?
what no way
- 天啊 - 她什么样的
‐ Oh, my God.‐ What was she like?
The folks over there wanted you to know
you can drink"anything at all" on their tab.
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