Be nice to sluts.
Thanks, Mr. P.
I always feel like I'm hitting you when I do that.
I know you're probably right.
It just feels like
we were all in that car together.
You and me and all of our friends.
Don't say friends when you mean viewers.
They've been pretty kind to us.
When people are kind to me,
I like to think of them as friends.
You need to understand something.
There's two of you.
There's Mr. Pickles,
the $112-million licensing industry
of edutaining toys, DVDs, and books
that keep the lights on in this little charity of ours.
And then there's Jeff,
a separated husband and grieving father
who needs to hammer out a few dents in his psyche.
And trust me, never the two
should meet in order to prevent
the destruction of them both.
I want you to heal.
But Jeff needs to heal.
Mr. Pickles is fine.
Wiggle it and jiggle it, funny little Piglet.
These are gonna go bad.
What are you doing here?
Phil's old team made the Columbo Classic.
Sometimes I sit in the stands, blow some wind in their sails.
加油 加油 加油 加油
Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig!
- You're out! - Safe!
Wanna join and get some hotcakes?
That sounds sad.
Besides, I have my wine club at six,
and it's more fun on an empty stomach.
- Did Will do that? - When I told him
to stop stealing my debit card.
Maybe he needs someone to hold his shoulders.
Maybe he's saying, "Help me."
我觉得他写了"贱♥货♥" 然后加了个词 "野牛"
I think he wrote "cunt" and then he added
the word "buffalo" to quantify its size.
Is that a... tattoo on your breast?
It's a small one.
Does it hurt?
They're really good at getting those off now.
It's three weeks old.
Drinking wine before dinner.
What's next, Pall Malls?
Batteries dangling from the smoke detector
so you can puff your Pall Malls?
You can't keep pushing it down.
Hmm, maybe I should do something healthy,
like get a tattoo or... pierce my labia.
One of these days, it's just gonna rush up to the surface.
Would it help if I moved back in?
Would it help with what?
Will? Is that you?
Do you know where my winter clothes are?
For what purpose do you need your winter clothes?
There's a clothing drive at church.
I want to collect the ones that don't fit me as well
and donate them to the indigent.
- That's hopeful. - Yes.
They're in a box in the garage above the bicycles
below the inflatable nativity.
Hey, you didn't suck on Conan last night.
- You were on Conan? - Yeah.
I love Conan. You didn't tell me.
I left you a message.
We don't check those anymore.
Oh, the dog needs to go out.
不 不 你没必要 我...
No, no, you don't have to. I...
- I can do it. - I got it!
You miss me? Yeah.
Course you do.
What do you have in the bag?
Were you gonna put bees in your mom's trunk?
Do you know what stewardship is, Will?
Do you always have to talk to people
like they're four years old?
It means you take care of things, people.
Not because you should but because you can.
Now Piglet won't stain the lawn.
Good boy, Piglet.
No one even lives here.
You do it because it's right.
You want to try it? It'll make you happy.
Hey there, Mr. Pickles.
See? It even has famous neighbors.
Isn't this a nice neighborhood
to raise a family, Mr. Pickles?
Oh, it's a super-duper neighborhood for that.
And what's your name?
Wait, let me guess.
Does it start with "Princess"?
These houses were built on an old zoo that burned down.
The fire was started by a bunch of the crazy animals
who wanted to escape.
They went wild, committed a bunch of crimes,
But the worst crime of all was,
they forgot to unlock the cage,
and at night, you can always hear the penguins screaming.
好吧 行吧 谢了 伙计们
Okay, well, thanks, guys.
Hey, why don't we cruise around back?
There's a swing set back there you kids would love.
What about the burnt penguins?
- What? - Do you think
I should get an apartment closer to the house?
Your mom and I...
She doesn't want me living in the house
while she's processing her emotions,
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