Previously on Kidding...
I want do a show about death.
I don't think you're ready to talk about that.
What are you doing here?
She did not leave you because Phil died.
She left you because you're a pussy.
Do you think I should get an apartment
closer to the house?
- P-Hound. - Yeah.
What does the P stand for?
Jeff needs to heal. Mr. Pickles is fine.
So what do you think?
No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Did you ever feel like there's nothing to do?
闷·拉·悲悲 现在就这种感觉 什么都不想做
Well,that's how Ennui Le Triste is feeling right now.
Let's take a trip to Pickle Barrel Falls
and see if we can help.
See you at the bottom.
Crusty, as usual.
无聊 无聊 无聊
Bored, bored, bored!
- Everything that I... - They're gonna laugh at me.
I've already done before.
Well, if they laugh at you...
they're gonna get a real kick out of me.
I'm sure we can think of something.
I mean, just think of all the toys you have at home.
How did you get out of the television?
Actually, the hard part isn't getting out.
It's getting back in.
You want to touch my head?
Can I touch yours?
Let me see yours.
Oh, dude, that's so cool!
You got a fade going.
That's really neat.
That's my best friend in the whole world in the doorway.
Does she look excited to see me?
Hey. I don't want you to be nervous,
but tomorrow, there's gonna be a lot of Jell-O.
I hope you can handle it.
I think Mr. Pickles has brain cancer too.
Who's the man in your life that isn't me?
What happened to your hair?
How long have you been seeing him?
We've been together a couple months.
- It's casual. - I think Will
should stay at my house one more night a week.
I think one night a week is working.
I want healthy decisions for us, not casual ones.
It's very soon to let a man into our home,
进菲尔家... 威尔家 太快了
into Phil's home... Will's home.
Actually, it's good that you're here,
to have a conversation about setting boundaries.
You mean distance?
I found out what the P in P-Hound stands for.
Now every time I see the letter P,
I think of the word "pussy," and it haunts my head.
I used to call Phil "my little P-nugget,"
and now I hear "pussy-nugget,"
and I can't call him that in my daydreams anymore.
You can set boundaries too.
Like our shared checking account.
I'm gonna ask you if I can buy a new car,
-然后你会说 不能 -你为什么要买♥♥辆新车
- and you can say no. - Why do you need a new car?
I'd like to not drive the same model minivan
the insurance company coughed up,
and I'm done pretending that there isn't money
to spend on myself.
You should get whatever
makes you and Will comfortable.
Thanks. Thank you.
Maybe I'll come over later,
meet your new guy.
I'll make one of those sour cream-blueberry pies
that I make that you like.
- No! - Anyway...
Good luck with all your new decisions.
Did you really shave your head for that kid?
Is there a way to tell if, you know, somebody's gay?
- Course you can. - How?
You just ask them. I mean,
I would say hello first.
Turn them upside down.
If they curl up into a ball, they're gay.
What... what's happening?
W-where were you that there were so many bees?
Can you give us a second, Derrell?
Oh, my God.
What happened to your face?
What happened to yourself?
I thought we could make this a season
about things that are missing, like hair.
We can impart the idea that change
is a good thing. It's okay.
Who we are is so much greater
than what happens to us.
And for the last show,
we take the death episode off the shelf,
然后我们将它直播 并说 "这事发生过
and we air it, and we say, "This happened!
And I'm still me."
You look like you are about to climb a Texas tower
- and shoot people. - Don't say that.
You look like Lee Harvey Oswald's
creative younger brother.
You look like Shooty the Clown.
I am the Pope in a Speedo.
I am the Oreo cookie without its creamy center,
but if you dip me in milk, I'm still a mouthful of yummy.
The affiliate stations air us out of order.
Don't you think it's gonna be just a little confusing
for the children when one day, Jeff Pickles has hair,
and the next day, he's paved a sidewalk
down the center of his head?
I don't care.
They can air it out of order.
PBS is gonna get the impression
that you are mentally unfortified.
Please, don't put me in this position
with the network.