Kids also just regress
when there's been a trauma.
Has there been a trauma of some kind?
Happy pedicure day, everybody.
嗨 斯坦曼夫人 你好吗
Hi, Mrs. Steinman. How are you?
Does Sy the Wide-Eyed Fly
like the color on my toes?
Yes-zzzz, he loves-zzz the color of your toes-zzz.
It reminds me of jelly beans-zzz.
And jelly beans-zzz are my favorite food.
Have you seen Jill?
Is that the nurse who's married to the anesthesiologist?
I don't think they're married.
They're dating, but it's noncommittal.
Whatever. They're doing a scene
from Gray's Anatomy in the break room right now.
What happens on Gray's Anatomy?
Everyone fucks each other shapeless.
Please don't use a bad word when you can use a good word.
They are carnally entwined
at the moment.
I don't think I like that show.
I heard your friend's planning a trip
to Hershey Park this weekend.
They have a chocolate log flume there
that, if you squint, looks like a gushing asshole.
It's very romantic.
Come on. This is where you say
"Sy loves gushing assholes."
Sorry. Are you okay?
Want to give him something to say?
I don't want to touch a puppet.
It can help.
Everything you love, he loves.
You already have so much in common.
In six weeks, I'm gonna be dead.
Go help someone who matters.
So you don't matter anymore?
Then why are you getting a pedicure?
嗨 我是雷克斯 抱歉我接不了你的电♥话♥
Hi, you've reached Rex. Sorry I've missed you.
Please leave a message.
Shitheads in a bucket!
I'm surprised you went all night and didn't feel it.
-感觉到什么 -在你脚下 瞧
- Feel what? - At your feet. Look.
It's a magic suitcase,
filled with wonder and illusion.
It's a wand, a cool top hat,
mysterious red dice,
and a plastic dove.
Flattens into a pancake
so you can hide it up your nose.
Could I just have some cash
or like a normal allowance?
You know what you need? A hobby.
And you need new friends to share the hobby with,
like the magic shows you used to put on with your brother.
What's wrong with my friends?
You're too young to have friends that lost.
They're what Nancy called the troubled people.
- Who? - Fancy Nancy,
President Reagan's wife.
"Just say no."
Tried to solve America's crack problem.
Your brother put peanut butter in her shoes.
Yeah, now I remember her.
I don't know what's funny about that.
She almost fell off an escalator.
I remember, you spoke at her funeral,
-在加利福尼亚 -是的 那旅行很棒
- in California. - Yeah, it was a good trip.
Yeah, yeah, it was.
Could we go back to California?
Why, because cannabis is legal there?
不 爸爸 我不是美国的毒品问题
No, Dad, I'm not America's crack problem.
Okay, but you're my crack problem,
and I love you.
Thanks for the magic kit.
Hey, is your mom going to Hershey Park
No, I don't think so.
She just got back.
Will, is that you?
It's the part of you that no one can see,
but you know it's there,
and I do, too.
That's the part of you that no one can take away,
because that's the part of you that's really you.
You see, the stuff I like about you
isn't the stuff on the outside,
say your hat or your shiny new shoes
or even the friends you keep.
What I like about you is the other stuff.
The inside stuff.
The stuff that you might not think is that important.
Might even be the stuff you don't like all that much.
Things you feel a little embarrassed about, maybe,
like the way you cry when you make a mistake,
'cause you get so dang tired
of making the same mistakes,
or the part of you that wants to scream and scream
when your mom tells you to go to bed
and it's way too early for anyone to go to bed.
I like the parts of you that you don't like
and you should, too.
There's a spark of greatness...
Blow out the candles!
Inside each and every one of us:
in you, in me,
inside every one of us,
there's this lovely light,
and I see it when you smile at someone,
because smiles are a little gift
we give each other.
That's the most beautiful part of yourself.
I like to call it grace,
I took away all the stuff that wasn't me:
the moustache of cocaine,
the compulsion to sell my body to drug dealers
in order to procure said cocaine,
the petty wants,
and there I was.
The total absence of myself was myself.
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