Don't ask me to do that.
if not you, who?
What do I do about her?
Dee Dee, take it from me.
Sometimes all your kids need is a hug.
不 伙计 像这样
No, dude, like this.
I don't get why we're doing this.
Yo, curb the negativity, man.
Negativity leads to intestinal failure.
Hey, dude, be real with me for a sec.
Is it true your dad was a sniper during the wars?
I don't think so.
'Cause the Internet says
that he aced, like, three dozen hajis.
Reagan called him "The Butcher of Beirut"
and gave him a secret medal.
I mean, check it out.
I think I would know if my dad
killed a bunch of Lebanese people.
Hey, let's get these.
Do you think your dad's gonna kill
your mom's new boyfriend?
That wouldn't be nice.
My dad's a lot of things, but he isn't rude.
Yeah, murder is rude.
所以 他是个... 混♥蛋♥吗
So, is... he a dick?
-谁 彼得吗 -对
- Who, Peter? - Yeah.
No, he's pretty cool.
When he looks at me,
it's... it's weird.
he... he actually sees me.
As opposed to...
其他人... 我妈 我爸
Everyone else... my mom, my dad,
my teachers... they look at me,
and I think they see both of us.
Sometimes it's nice not to feel like the living dead.
What about the other times?
Phil used to do all this
messed-up stuff to other kids,
and then they would come and beat me up.
- They thought I was him. - That's unfortunate.
I sorta miss it.
Let's go, lesbians.
We have eight more neighborhoods to hit.
He thinks I look like a girl.
I like your hair.
-哦 真的吗 -真的
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
If you cut it, I'll never talk to you again.
Maddy, we're not getting divorced!
I don't know why you think that,
but we're not.
And that thing you saw your dad do,
the secret handshake with Mr. Farpopolis?
Don't ask him about it.
What an exciting crossword diagonal that would make.
I had a really nice time tonight.
It's always a privilege to meet a new friend,
and it's a special privilege when that new friend
is a remarkable person.
- So do you want to come up... - How did you ever...
抱歉 抱歉 你先说
Sorry, sorry. You go.
You used to have a moustache made of narcotics.
But you replaced it with a beautiful smile.
I'd love to go on a journey like that.
I don't know how to start.
Where'd you get your strength from?
Sorry, I thought that was obvious.
So... do you want to come up?
No, I'd better get back.
Thank you, Shaina.
Oh. Thank you.
You saved me.
No, we can't go in there.
We're having sex!
Oh, sorry. Have a lovely evening.
thank you for dinner.
Even though I enjoyed our conversation,
I don't think we should see each other anymore.
"You saved me."
Those are words I've heard so many times over the years,
in so many different ways.
I used to like hearing those words,
but I don't anymore.
It's a lot of responsibility to save people.
Maybe learning what I don't want
is the first step on the climb
to learning what I do.
Thank you for teaching me that.
See you at the summit.
Fondly, Mr. P.
Hey, does your place have, like, water?
Alcohol can be so dehydrating.
Here you are.
Why are you inside a space otter?
Can I have a space otter?
My hands are sticky.
噢 来 我帮你
Oh, here, let me help you.
How did I get in here?
I carried you.
You rescued me.
I-I need to say this now,
because tomorrow, it'll feel embarrassing.
just living on your same hallway
is, like, so inspiring.
Like, you make me want to be a better person
like the kind of person my mom thinks I am.
What's embarrassing about that?
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