What if a kid watched this,
put a barrel on, attached a bedsheet to it,
and tried to parachute over Niagara Falls?
Chances would not be good.
We've been using that same visually arresting sequence
to transition you from the real world
to Pickle Barrel Falls for 30 years.
And no child has ever tried this?
I promise you, we would've heard.
Why are you questioning this now?
Shaina, from Akron.
We shared the cheesecake.
A moment from this show saved her life.
If that's true, one moment from this show
could take a life, if we're not careful.
It's a puppet show. It's not a cursed monkey paw.
- Do I have texts? - I don't know.
That's a cell phone that uses AA batteries.
You want to change something?
Upgrade your gizmos.
How'd things go with Shaina from Akron?
-没什么共同语言 -噢 太糟了
- We didn't really connect. - Oh, that's too bad.
I met someone else, though.
Really? On the same night?
Her name is Vivian.
I love that name. She sounds gorgeous.
- Now tell me about her. - She's younger than me.
That's fine, as long as she's not
selling Do-Si-Dos outside the Kroger.
- She has a lovely smile. - Aw, terrific.
And the doctors give her about six weeks.
Where you off to, Jimmy?
Pickle Barrel Falls.
好的 宝贝 玩的开心
Okay, honey, have fun.
Here we go!
What are you trying to do, Ennui La Triste?
Because my tongue is cheese, I cannot whistle!
Come on, you stale breadstick.
Whistling is easy.
Mm, never mind.
Ennui, in my experience,
everyone has a little tune in their heart,
and if you listen closely,
it always finds a way out.
Now you try.
And then I loved her in the pussy.
I tried texting her, but there's no response.
Didn't you say she was terminally ill?
No, that's just the opinion of three doctors.
Her attitude would suggest
an entirely different prognosis.
But what do I know? I'm not three doctors.
What can you do, Jeff?
I hate to think that last night didn't mean anything to her.
Maybe your phone's broken.
That's why she hasn't responded.
- Did you think of that? - That's it.
You're probably right.
What a dopey-dope.
-嗨 爸爸 -嗨 儿子
- Hi, Dad. - Hello, my boy.
You asked when it all ends.
- I... - Six weeks.
When the cancer lady he's falling for bites it,
that's when he pops.
Not a lot of time, but we can get the ice show on its feet
and rush the doll for Christmas.
You back here?
I could use some technical support.
Whoa, it's you.
Your pineapple is smoking.
Yeah, I call it the Mind-dozer.
It's practically made the apple bong obsolete.
而且 抽完了之后 你能把它切开吃掉
Plus, when you're done, you can chop it up and eat it,
get you manganese.
Have you seen my son?
Just because I've seen him in a place
doesn't mean he's actually in that place, you know?
Meaning, he could've left that place.
Well, could you point to where you saw him last?
Narc-ing on an acquaintance
would violate every principle I hold dear.
喂 这是真的吗 你在中情局当狙击手的时候
Hey, is it true you killed a bunch of Lebanese people
when you were a sniper for the CIA?
What did you say?
The Dark Web knows all secrets, man.
You shouldn't believe every rumor you read.
Truth is, I wouldn't know the first thing
about lining up an innocent man's peach pit
from 1,000 yards out...
pink misting him through his kitchen window.
I've never been to Lebanon or Iran,
never known the thrill of sipping
the Shah's contraband tequila
from the cold navel of my 100th kill.
Nor can I appreciate the years of training and tenacity
it would take to draw an imaginary line
between my heartbeat and my trigger finger.
Never done those things.
I could never take a man's life.
But I've heard it's as easy
as popping a pimple.
I think Will's over there, man.
Thanks for your help.
You're a good helper.
好的 挑一张牌 随便哪张
All right, pick a card, any card.
- Should I show you? - No.
Don't... don't show me.
Now, uh, sign the Bicycle side of the card.
Could you come with me to the phone store?
This thing is broken. I don't know what to do.
So you... you think your phone is broken
because this woman you just met didn't respond?
We spent a whole night together.
We told each other things you can never tell a stranger.
We made love.
There's something wrong with this.
Yeah, uh... it looks okay to me.
Could you take in the back just to make sure?
I'd feel better.
Yeah, which account is this phone registered under?
I have your name associated with two plans...
One ending in 4356, another in 786♥4♥.
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