-对的 第一个 -好的
- Yeah, the first one. - Okay.
We will get to the bottom of this.
- Great. - Okay.
do you think that maybe I could get a, uh...
a new phone, one with a, uh, alphanumeric keyboard?
What do you need that for?
Whose, uh... whose phone number ends in 786♥4♥?
He, uh... he said that you have two numbers.
The other number belongs to a man
who hurt his back so badly that he can't work anymore,
so I pay for some of his necessities,
比如他的手♥机♥ 房♥租 和女儿的学费
like his phone and his rent and his daughter's education.
How did he get hurt?
He was driving the truck that hit you and Phil that day.
Don't you hate that guy?
Hate doesn't punish who you think it does.
Well, I had our...
best technicians take a look,
and there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with the phone.
你看 酸瓜先生... 是这样的
Um, look, Mr. Pickles... here's the thing.
Can I tell you what I think really happened?
I-I don't think that your phone is broken.
I think that, uh, it's hers that's broken,
and that's why she's not responding.
That makes sense.
I knew there was a reason I brought you.
He's the family computer whiz.
Uh, so is there anything else I can help you with?
Once upon a time, there was a swing in a branch
and a big, fat marshmallow.
Why does the cat only eat marshmallows, Dad?
Why do you think? Turn the page.
I only see the cat!
The kitty's so dismay-ded,
but there's a marshmallow, and the kitty's like...
So breathe that way.
I'm not sleeping on the fold-out.
不 我的意思是我病了 迪迪
No, I mean I'm sick, Dee Dee.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
天哪 十三岁起 我就在想象
Oh, God, I've pictured having this conversation
since I was 13,
and now I don't know how to start it.
a word that's...
defined me for a while has been...
Even ten words in, it already feels
so cathartic... to open up...
about what I'm trying to say, baby.
The deepest part... of myself...
Name a happy child of divorce.
Name one happy child of divorce.
Can I finish what I'm trying to say?
The Tooth Fairy needs to find her wand.
Where do your teeth go?
I'm Mr. Chompers.
我能吃掉梦 好吃 好吃
And I eat dreams. Nom! Nom!
I don't even know how to talk to you anymore,
but I want you to know that...
I do it all the time in my head,
so it feels like I talk to you more than I do.
I'm always asking myself if I'm trying too hard.
Or not enough?
I used to be so good at putting myself
between you and...
anything that tried to hurt you, but...
I couldn't put myself between you and what happened.
I... I couldn't stop...
you losing everything.
I don't know how to protect you anymore,
and maybe I shouldn't.
Maybe that's how I help.
Have you ever seen the movie Robocop?
It's about a police officer
who dies in the line of duty.
His buddies rebuild him like a robot
so they can control him,
but he just gets... way more violent.
Just a sec.
I didn't know you were coming.
Welcome to my... home away from home.
What happened here?
Um... a lamp got broken.
And you're sleeping on a futon?
是啊 有时候睡床 有时候睡沙发
Yeah, sometimes I want a bed. Sometimes I want a couch.
It's Spartan, but it's everything I need.
Where does Will sleep?
Oh, I have an inflatable mattress.
He thinks it's like a water bed, only with air.
You could be in a suite at the Four Seasons, Jeff.
I'm happy here.
What you don't see are the memories.
My first apartment...
short stroll right across campus.
Before I say what I'm going to say,
you should know that your son was very touched
by what you did.
I didn't expect that.
We raised a good boy.
But the guilt that I felt
for wanting a sixth pair of shoes...
Who said you couldn't have shoes?
Or a car that's just fun...
- It's a lot of shoes. - And fast to drive...
You want another car? Get another car.
- Or for hating the man... - Get six cars...
One for every day of the week.
Who drove a snack truck into our family,
and meanwhile, you are writing checks for his rent,
his utility bills?
You're paying his garbage pickup?
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