The One Thing You Should Never Feed a Child.
And Shelly Pinsker
runs a popular Columbus-area mommy blog.
I'm new to dialogue, but I'm exc...
We've never had writers before.
I'm setting it up in case one day
you don't want to do this anymore.
I'm giving you the peace of mind
to know all this will continue, regardless.
Regardless of what?
How is Will's drug problem? Better?
I'm sorry to hear that.
Don't you wish you could spend more time with him?
Well, now you can.
We also need you
to reshoot your cloud song.
Your wedding ring.
I'm sorry, kiddo.
I know we're piling it on today.
I was thinking, with the show
going through all this healthy upheaval,
what harm could it do to introduce...
Roly Polly, the fearful pill bug.
I love you, honey.
You're not a performer.
I want to voice a puppet.
You said when Jeff leaves the show,
I become the heart of the operation.
No, no. You're not the heart of anything.
You become the brains, not the heart.
Why can't I be the heart?
噢 是的 我现在明白了
Oh, yes, now I see.
我们又回到了从前的客厅 他七岁 你八岁
We're back in our living room. He's seven, you're eight.
He's belting Streisand in perfect pitch,
and you're in the kitchen
accidentally dropping frying pans.
You're good at building corpses, Dee Dee.
You're not so great at bringing things to life.
That is Jeff's territory.
- That is not true! - Oh, yes.
这是真的 当你还是小女孩的时候 让芭比娃娃
It was true when you were a girl and you had Barbie
read Emily Dickinson to an empty room,
and it was true when you got older,
what with the in vitro.
I'm not inventing a theme here. I'm exposing one.
You're good at the quiet arts, like conveying disdain.
Please, can I puppet the pill bug?
I need it.
I need it. I need something for myself.
My marriage is falling apart.
It just feels that way because you dislike each other.
I think Scott might be gay.
噢不 他不是的 相信我
Oh, no, he's not. Trust me.
我参加过海军 你没事的 迪迪
I'm a Navy man. You're fine, Dee Dee.
Jeff's breaking down, but you're doing great.
My name is Roly Polly.
Oh, t-this kid who got kidnapped by an ice cream man.
At first, I heard he got to eat any ice cream bar for free,
so I was jealous.
Then I heard he got molested,
and I was like, "Ah, sucks."
Did you know him?
Nah, but I've been trying to think of his name
ever since I learned that that old dude's
been creeping on us in his creep coupe.
Get in the car.
别这么做 哥们 想想米奇
Don't do it, man! Think of Mickey.
Or else he would have lost his innocence for nothing!
-好了 看着我的眼睛 -有人吗 救命啊
- Okay, look me in the eye. - Hello! Help!
Where's the weed?
-我 没有 -来人啊 救命啊
- I, uh, don't have any. - Somebody! Help!
You don't have any?
What the hell are we gonna smoke?
He's gonna touch your genitals!
I'm so glad you're here with me tonight.
I really missed you.
I saw my mom and Peter watching this earlier.
There was some stuff going on.
I hate this.
Do you want me to turn it off?
I just want to cook you some pasta,
then twirl it around on the plate.
哇 这玩意真是给力 对吧
Boy, this is some dank ganj, huh?
You like it?
- Yeah. - Good.
'Cause that's the last time
you're ever gonna smoke weed, kid.
You are breaking your father's heart
with this shit, you understand me?
You're breaking his heart.
What about behind the school?
That's a total no-go.
Special Ed is practicing archery in the woods.
Want to come get blazed?
We don't know where yet.
Archery day, huh?
Yeah, all week.
The woods are not safe.
不 伙计 我实际上 你知道吗
No, man, I'm actually, you know,
trying to eat healthier, smoke less.
There you go.
Ah, dope kicks.
I like the way I feel in them.
They're dope kicks.
When I want to let it out...
sometimes I go swimming,
see how long I can hold my breath.
One time, I blacked out.
Good thing there was a lifeguard on duty.