Previously on Kidding...
Maddy! Piano time!
I'll take her.
Did you hand-fuck my husband?
So what's your second-favorite instrument?
ToyCo has been begging us
for a talking Jeff doll.
This year, we're finally gonna give it to them.
We're talking the hottest
Christmas gift of the season.
In six weeks, I'm gonna be dead.
Vivian's not doing well.
My name is Viva Lost Pages.
What's one more Jeff?
There's a difference between Mr. Pickles-san
of Japan, or Monsieur Cornichon du France,
or Herr Gherkin von Deutschland.
I'm gonna need a tutorial.
First, what you need to do is just tap the icon.
Put in the name of the person you want to FaceTime.
This is gonna be awesome.
This is my friend Vivian.
She wasn't healthy enough to make the trip.
She wanted to see the ocean.
Welcome to Los Angeles.
The ocean makes the sunset look so special,
but you make it spectacular.
The sun is getting jealous.
Do you see the dolphin?
There's a dolphin.
We need to talk before he gets here.
I've been thinking about this a lot,
and I feel that...
if it would make you happier,
for M-Maddy to take piano again,
then she should take piano, and I'll just deal with it.
She seemed happier.
I don't think that's true.
Plus, she's getting so good at clarinet.
-是吗 -对呀 宝贝儿
- I am? - Yes, honey.
I just think she may have liked piano better,
and if her heart is set on piano,
then you just... you can't change someone's heart.
I think piano was just a phase.
I think she was confused.
She was born a clarinet player.
Piano's just this weird choice she made.
She was never really committed to piano.
She... she probably wishes
she never took piano in the first place.
Was I not good at piano?
It was awful.
迪迪 从今往后 我们是一个单簧管家庭
Dee Dee, from now on, we are strictly a clarinet family.
I am committed to making this a clarinet family.
You guys need to be more supportive of my dreams.
This is Mr. Pickles-san.
He's gonna follow Uncle Jeff around for a few weeks
and then bring back what he learned to Japan.
And occasionally babysit.
Oh, I'm... I'm sorry Jeff couldn't host you.
His living situation isn't optimal
to board guests right now.
我的...英语 我... 不怎么样
My... English I... Mm... Not amazing.
I have a message, all right,
but I don't know if they're gonna like it.
We're ready to record whenever you're ready.
All of history travels on the human voice.
Amplified, it can shear a man in half,
sentence 2 million Polish Jews to Dachau,
or spread the Book of Matthew
from Mount Zion to a Roman river.
Thousands of malleable minds
will rip this doll off the shelf,
and I don't know if they'll see it as a god or gremlin.
I won't drop nightshade into children's ears.
Um, so, I don't think we're allowed
to stray from the approved script.
I'd like to, if that's all right.
Of course. What do you want to say?
No, I don't like those words.
They scare the dirt off of me.
Well, maybe they'll be less scary
if we explain what they mean.
Allahu akbar is an expression
that means a lot of different things.
Mainly, it's used as a greeting,
like we say "Hello," "good-bye."
That's right, Uke-Larry.
So if we went to Hawaii,
we could say, "Aloha-u akbar."
Forced to leave their homes at gunpoint
and march on foot with whatever they could carry.
It led to the deaths of over 20,000 Indigenous Americans.
That means they were here first.
The Cherokees called this the Trail of Tears.
That's right, Oops.