is "Welcome to Pickle Barrel Falls,
Viva Lost Pages.
Your new forever home."
Just... give me a second.
I can do it.
We don't have to do this today.
We don't have to keep Viva Lost Pages
around if it's just gonna dredge up painful memories.
A woman is gonna live.
That's nothing short of spectacular.
I don't really have an excuse to come in here,
but... you can't understand me anyway,
unless I'm holding a puppet.
May I tell you the sad and sordid tale
of a queen enslaved by the demon locked in her vulva,
and the warrior with a steel penis...
Whoosh... Who destroyed this demon?
Have you ever met a new friend
that feels like an old friend?
This... is Viva.
A new friend. And Viva,
this is Ennui and Maestro Fermata,
your new friends.
They'll probably feel like old friends.
Do you have any books on tartines?
I feel lost.
You're not lost. You're home,
and you can stay in Pickle Barrel Falls
for as long as you want.
- All done? - Thanks.
That's a long time, but sure.
You get to stay forever.
The great warrior fought his way
guard by guard until he made his way
to the queen's tower.
But just before she could embrace him...
The king arrived on his horse.
Wait, how are you...
Please, don't touch it.
The old ruler explained
the door to the castle had always been open,
and it was the queen who had locked herself away.
- Where's warrior going? - Home.
The great warrior understood
this was a demon for the queen to slay.
Anything else would be infidelity.
The warrior and the queen
are not meant to be.
Will you stay through Christmas?
What the actual fuck?
Just... keep editing
the stuff out that we don't want to see.
Until when? The show is seven minutes long.
And it's PBS. It's not like we could
pad it with commercial breaks.
And what happens when he goes live?
How do we stop him
from puking his off-brand lunacy
all over his shoes, and your shoes,
- and our shoes? - Don't worry.
We're not gonna let that happen.
Oh, so he's not gonna host it this year?
The National Tree Lighting.
I think it's on CBS this year.
That'll be what, 10 million people watching?
How did December get here so quickly?
It's not about the money.
It's never been about the money, Gregory.
It's about doing the right thing.
$42,000 is a lot of debt for a woman in her thirties.
She has medical bills. This'll help her heal.
As your accountant, I can only recommend
what's fiscally responsible.
Maybe we just pay off the Discover card.
Just pay it all, please.
She's lucky to have a friend like you.
We all are.
♪ 当我感到忧郁 ♪
♪ When I'm feeling blue ♪
♪ 当我感到低落 ♪
♪ And when I'm feeling low ♪
♪ 我就会开始想 ♪
♪ Then I start to think about ♪
♪ 无忧无虑的人 ♪
♪ The happiest man I know ♪
♪ 他不在意风雪 ♪
♪ He doesn't mind the snow ♪
♪ 他不在意暴雨 ♪
♪ And he doesn't mind the rain ♪
♪ 年末就能听见 ♪
♪ But all December you will hear him ♪
♪ 他在窗口歌♥唱 ♪
♪ At your windowpane ♪
♪ 上帝保佑绅士 ♪
♪ God bless you gentlemen ♪
♪ 上帝保佑你 ♪
♪ God bless you ♪
♪ 如果你没有温顺的猫咪 ♪
♪ If you haven't got a friendly cat ♪
♪ 愿上帝保佑你 ♪
♪ May God bless you ♪
♪ 圣诞即将到来 ♪
♪ Christmas is a-coming ♪
♪ 苹果酒已经备好 ♪
♪ And the cider's in the keg ♪
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