that I ever had a crush on...
Her name was Cookie,
and I wanted to kiss her so bad, it hurt,
but I didn't want to tip my hand.
有一天 我读到一个幸运饼干里的纸条 上面写着
One day, I read a fortune cookie, and it said,
"Something delicious is gonna happen to you"...
I'm paraphrasing, but it was a sign,
so I wrote her name on the back of the fortune,
and that was all it took.
I dated her all through the sixth grade
and then again in the Navy.
What was middle school like for you?
They organized us by height, and then they let
the tallest one teach the class.
You should try out for lacrosse
and get out some of that aggression.
I want to, but Dad won't let us play contact sports.
He'll only let us play Little League.
Baseball can be a contact sport too.
Just slide with the spikes up.
The Honeybee Conservancy.
"Imagine a world without food or flowers.
We are a nonprofit that works to sustain bee colonies
and ensure the future
of our most precious pollinators."
Ah, I'm so proud of you.
This is so important.
Well, right now, I'm just donating,
but when I get older, I wanna
get my hands dirty, like Aunt Deirdre does.
- Hi. - Hi.
Miss Piccirillo, welcome back.
Looks like we have you for seven days
in the Queen Victoria suite.
Thank you, Julietta.
I'm sorry. No hablo.
Oh, I'm just asking if you want
indica or sativa.
I can't get up.
-酸瓜先生 请享用 -谢谢
- Mr. Pickles, please, enjoy. - Thank you.
Before we enjoy this delicious meal
with our new friends Derrell and Latrice,
I'd like to say that sometimes,
it takes a terrible circumstance
to bring good people together,
and I would like to tell
the both of you that
the Pickles family is your family.
那么 达里尔 你是几岁
So Darryl, how old were you
when you started watching Puppet Time with your dad?
He never seen Puppet Place,
or... or whatever.
His dad never seen it, either.
But he liked hearing about it,
and he liked talking with you, Jeffrey.
You really think you can't go, huh?
Well, it's not a matter of...
Thank you so much for understanding.
This kung pao looks spicy!
我真的很高兴你和我们一起 德莱尔 而且这很棒...
I'm really glad you're with us, Derrell, and it's nice...
What's it like, being the son of a mass murderer?
You said ask good questions.
Where are the bodies buried?
Has he seen the meme of his dad
wearing parachute pants with the caption saying
"It's hammer time"?
-菲利普... -这... 嘿 没事的
- Philip... - It's... Hey, it's all right.
It's all good.
He was a real good artist.
He could've been a cartoonist for The New Yorker.
Instead, he was a high school dropout
and an unlicensed mechanic.
One day, a man came into the shop,
noticed my dad could draw. His name was Arnie.
He was a reporter for The Columbus Tribune.
Said Pops might have a shot freelancing for them.
Pops waited by the phone for six months,
but never got a call.
他那时二十三岁 结婚了 有一个小孩
He was 23, married, with a kid,
and a busload of parking tickets.
The tickets piled up.
It was like, what, $3,000 to get the car back.
No one in my family's ever had
more than $1,000 to their name at any one time.
You know, my dad goes to court,
tries to fight it, loses,
and then, on his way out,
guess who he runs into?
Asked my dad, "Hey,
why didn't you follow up?"
How was my dad supposed to know that following up was a thing?
Dad gets on the bus,
and he gets out at Wendy's to have a hot meal.
He saw those corners on that bacon cheeseburger,
and he didn't want corners on his cheeseburger.
He just wanted a normal, round hamburger.
But she wouldn't give him a normal hamburger.
And he just snapped, man. You feel me?
We don't live how you live,
so we don't know what you know,
so we can't move how you move
to get what you got.
And all my dad wanted to hear before he go
was that you think he can draw good.
You're hurting my arm.
That boy has every reason to ask
for everything, and doesn't.
You have no reason to ask for anything,
and you can't keep your mouth shut.
Learn how to keep your mouth shut.
You hear me?
So I talked to a colleague
about the lethal injection drugs they use,
and it turns out, they're painless.
That's because you don't see who he is.
You just see who you want him to be.
I just want him to be a normal kid who listens.
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