How's he supposed to listen when you're screaming at him?
That was not screaming.
He doesn't listen because you don't listen.
I listen all the time!
And I think that you don't listen because if you...
I am incredibly interested
in everything that happens to our children.
Sometimes, it's hard to be him.
Remember who his father is.
Now's the time to ask me something,
if you got something to ask.
Why Jeff Pickles?
Ten years ago, I wrote letters to three people:
比尔·克♥林♥顿♥ 查尔斯·巴克利 和酸瓜先生杰夫
Bill Clinton, Charles Barkley, and Jeff Pickles.
Only Jeff Pickles wrote me back.
Sometimes, the characters write to me.
The fly is my favorite.
Flies eat shit.
He eat shit every day of his life
and still finds a reason to be happy.
You think Jeff's gonna make it?
I don't know.
Well, we both know I'm not going to heaven,
but sometimes, I think that... if I'm lucky...
I might end up in Pickle Barrel Falls.
Way Jeff describes it,
sounds like a nice place to live.
Is Derrell here?
He's being asked for his last words.
Will we get to hear them?
Normally, there's a microphone,
but it's broken.
Mind if I join you?
我们能聊聊 或者... 吃点什么
We can talk, or... eat.
None of those things...
The boss says whatever dish you order,
he's gonna name it after you.
Well, that's a pickle for a Pickle.
I really want franks and beans, but...
I guess if kids order that,
it's not a very healthy choice.
I guess I'll have a salad.
You don't want anything?
Did he... Did he have, like, last words?
I couldn't hear him through the glass.
It looked like he said "I can't wait."
I don't know what that meant.
Maybe you do.
Thank you for going.
It really meant a lot to him.
He didn't have a lot of friends.
What do you think makes people snap like that?
Like he did?
Everyone has a breaking point.
I feel you.
I didn't want to be there.
Derrell, where do you want to be?
That's Launch Pad Lake.
Can I touch the rocket?
Yeah, but don't push the red button.
We just had the roof fixed.
- You serious? - Derrell.
How do you do?
My name is Sebastiano Piccirillo,
but everybody calls me Seb Pickles.
Nice to meet you, Mr. Pickles.
They call him other stuff too.
I'm gonna go push the red button.
来 菲尔 笑一个
Come on, Phil. Smile.
Throw home! Throw home!
Put your seat belt on.
Mr. Pickles' Puppet Time.
How can I help you?
Come on. Let me take you home.
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