And after their disappointing results,
this far the season legendary manager Cesare
is certainly under pressure to deliver.
One of the greatest managers of our time,
but it's been a while since he's won anything.
Well, if his team carry on performing like that,
the next thing Cesare will write
in that famous notebook is his memoirs.
Why haven't the club made one signing?
Not one signing!
The transfer window closes in five hours.
We're getting the news that one late move may be happening.
Have they? Yes. Who? Who?
Nah, must be a mistake, bruv.
This could be them now.
No, I don't recognise them. False alarm.
It's a dream come true.
出生地 美国 那什维尔
But a surprise for sure.
I can't think of another player who has made a leap like this
and I can't wait to meet Cesare and ask him what he was thinking.
Is everything all right, Doctor?
I have to pass this medical.
I need you to cough again, this time while I hold your penis.
马蒂·沙利文 我们新签约的队员 你怎么样
Mattie Sullivan, our new signing. How are you doing?
Sorry, could you give us a minute, please?
That's fine, I don't mind.
马蒂 你喜欢巨大屏幕 对吧
Hey, Mattie, you like jumbotrons, right?
- Jumbotrons? - Jumbotrons.
Big screens at the stadium.
We're building the biggest jumbotron in the world.
It's expensive, hence no marquee signings this year,
but we will have a jumbotron bigger than the pitch.
Bigger than the pitch?
Biggest in the world.
Bigger than life-size.
Why would you need that?
A jumbotron bigger than the pitch...
above one of the stands.
OK, there's the actual pitch
and then a slightly bigger version of the pitch
showing the same game... just above it?
I knew you'd get it.
Well, come see me in my office after this
and we'll get you signed.
If you pass.
If you fail, then I guess this is goodbye.
Well, no, I'd not heard of him either.
Well, you know, raise the profile, sell some shirts back home.
Well, he might suck, yeah.
好了 拜拜 爱你妈妈
All right. Bye. Bye. Love you, Mom.
OK. Let's get you signed.
Oh, is the manager not going to be here, Mr. Crane?
Oh, please call me Mr. Chairman.
Signor Cesare, our esteemed manager, won't be present.
Sign here, here and here, please.
Wow, I've got to say, when I heard
there was an American international available,
I jumped at the chance.
Oh, I don't play for the US national team.
US men's team. You play for the US men's team.
No, I haven't been selected...yet!
So I just signed an American
who's not even an international?
Yeah, Danielle, can you get me Jonathan?
Yes, Head of Legal Jonathan.
OK, Mattie, well, I've got some urgent legal stuff to deal with,
so I will see you tomorrow...
-太好了 -本杰明 你是不是又给
- Yes! - Benjamin, are you messaging
- those pornographic women again? - She's an influencer.
It's pornography. Look at this girl.
Filthy and dirty. Think of what you could catch.
Are you listening to me?
You only work one hour a day. Still you're going to be late.
You could have been a doctor. Why are you not a doctor?
Oh, come on. Get out of here.
If I slap you.
再见 妈妈 爱你
Bye, Mum. Love you.
- Suck my dick. - Just press the button, will you?
-去你♥妈♥的♥ 我要走了 -拜托 兄弟
- Suck my arsehole. Right, I'm going. - Nah, come on, mate.
It's only 3-0. I can get this back.
Nah, I've got to get to school.
-糟了 现在几点 -8:50
- Shit, what time's it? - 8:50.
Ah, you're joking! I'm late for work.
-你还有工作 -是啊 我还只穿着内♥裤♥呢
- You've got a job? - Yeah, and I'm here in my pants.
你是个大人 还只穿着内♥裤♥ 妈妈
You're a grown-up and you're in your pants? Mum!
Oh, no way, man.
Whose car's this?
- It's mine. - Is it fuck.
- Why'd you stop me? - Because we can
and because your car is blinding peop...
Wait a minute.
Are you Benji Achebe?
I knew it.
Take a look at this.
I've had a season ticket for 20 years.
So cool to meet you, mate.
He's not a fan.
He thinks we're shit.
"Yeah, Cesare used to be good, but what's he won recently?"
That's what you say, innit?
"Coming sixth for eight years isn't a trophy,"
that's what he says. Prick.
Bro, I'm gonna be late for training.
Yeah, we just need to see your insurance, please.
Yeah, we will need to see your insurance.
Look, the thing is, I haven't got insurance for this exact car.
I mean, at my age, it's so expensive, it's a crime.
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