- Shut up! - OK.
If this is where Carlos hangs out,
I'm not surprised he's got no mates.
It's like playing hide-and-seek in a fucking concussion.
I like shooting, to be fair.
枪 激光枪 弓箭之类的
Guns, laser, bow and arrow, whatever.
I know I shouldn't say this, but guns are fun.
There should be more guns.
Can't wait till I can get a real laser.
So, you play a lot of Laser Quest in Mexico?
Is it a big thing over there?
I can see them!
We can kill them!
Right. Cool. OK. Yeah.
不 别这么做 这样你被击中就没反应了
Oh, no. Don't do that. It won't register when you get hit.
Yes! We win.
I get that, but I think they might, you know,
maybe see that as cheating a bit.
Oh, no! Don't do that.
We attack, we win.
What's going on? It's not working.
I hit him! I hit him!
What the fuck...? Is yours working?
We win, Mattie.
Me and also you.
I mean, they obviously ripped off Foundation.
You know, the empire? Parsecs?
The hero's called Han? Hello?
-闭嘴 -马蒂 你还去我家吗
- Shut up. - Mattie, you coming back to my house?
Er, yeah. Yeah.
- I guess so. - You guys can come too, of course.
We play pool for money. For Mattie's money.
Nah, I've seen enough.
- Have fun. - Yeah, I've got a date.
Oh, I hope you get to fuck.
Mattie, come on, let's go.
-他是个王八蛋 对吧 -作弊小人
- He's a prick, isn't he? - Total fucking cheat.
Can't wait for him to be fit and back in the first team, though.
Oh, amazing first touch.
不 不 认真的吗
No. No. Seriously?
Fancy seeing you here at this out-of-town shopping centre!
I wonder how you knew I was going to be at Laser Quest,
where I never go.
But Petey Brooks definitely knew I was going.
Oh, I came here to go to Halfords,
somebody told me it's great for
inner tubes, and I bumped into you.
-当然了兄弟 巧合 -或许我们可以一起喝杯咖啡
- Course, mate. Coincidence. - Maybe we can get a coffee together?
Huh, friend? There's a coffee shop in Tesco's.
We've got a lot of serious talking to do.
Maybe you should buy me dinner?
Of course! Yes.
- How about Frankie & Benny's? - Let's go.
-比赛精彩吗 -不 我们输了
- Hey, was it fun? - No, we lost. Ah...
? We are the best, we are the best ?
? Better than your old friends ?
? We are the best! ?
You and I are a great team.
I can't wait till we're owned by the same guy.
Like slave brothers?
对了 你欠我二十块 交钱吧
You owe me 20 bucks, by the way. Come on, pay up.
Now set up the balls. We play again.
All or nothing.
So I can win it all!
Oh, my God! It's Jack Turner!
- Table booked. - I saw the booking,
but it's quite a common name
no offence -- and I thought, "No way!
No way. He won't eat at Frankie & Benny's."
But you're here! Amazing!
Got a season ticket.
West stand. About four rows back.
Probably not see me, but I know you.
Yeah. Table's this way.
And there she is -- the very, very lucky lady.
-好了 -我的天 真的是你
- All right? - Oh, my God! It really is you!
You're a fan too, then?
My whole family. We even go to the under-23 games.
Oh, I thought it was you on the app,
and then I thought, "No, it can't be!"
It is you, isn't it?
Of course it is. Look at the tracksuit.
Oh, can I get a pic for Insta?
- Can I wash me hands? - Oh, just a quick one!
Can you smile?
How'd you know it was me on the app?
There was a picture of your face.
Shit, yeah. Course.
I might just wash me hands.
No, no, no. Sit down.
So, I represent some people.
Rich people. And they like you.
-是吗 这还挺好的 -是啊
- Yeah? That's nice of them. - Yes!
And they're playing a long game.
They think you've a bright future,
that you'll be a big star in football.
My friends, they are nice people.
They sound nice.
- Suspiciously nice. - Very nice.
And sometimes, you know,
in return, they ask for small things.
Oh, right. What kind of things?
Give away a throw-in, get a yellow card.
And maybe you can talk to Jack Turner, your friend.
He does the same,
suddenly you two are earning even
more money than your team-mates.
And you deserve it.
OK. Sounds like a plan. Count me in.
And Jack. And the new guy, Mattie.
And maybe we could get Petey Brooks involved too?
That would be wonderful.
You are a generous man.
But these are serious people.
You don't joke with them.
No. Of course not.
Tell your friends I'm 100% down with their plan.
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