A hot tub in the bedroom, yeah?
You might as well just get a flashing sign that says, "Playa!"
Don't be telling me this ain't lit as fuck, girl.
I could get used to this. Get the bubbles going, then.
Nah, it's calm. I like it like this.
The bubbles are the whole point.
I've never done it in a Jacuzzi before.
What's that noise?
What? I can't hear anything.
What did I tell you? Ben-ja-min!
I don't remember everything you say, woman.
You're not that interesting.
Benji, what's going on?
You know the rules.
No bubbles after seven!
I'm trying to watch EastEnders!
Who the hell is this?
What's your name again?
It's Elle. Who's she?
It's my cleaner.
他母亲 本杰 你最好做好保护措施
His mother. Benji, you'd better be wearing protection.
-我只是坐在浴缸里 妈 -傻小子
- I'm just sitting in the tub, Mum. - Stupid boy.
You can still get STDs from sharing bathwater with sex workers.
She's not a sex worker!
Are you? You're not...?
No, I'm fucking not!
Benji, cover your ears.
You're men. That's power.
But also you're wealthy.
Are people doing things that they don't really want to do
just to please you?
"但是 路易 总是可以选择拒绝"
"But, Louis, they always have a choice to say no."
各位记住 那不是选择 那叫自卫
Remember, guys, that's not a choice, that's called self-defence.
But knocking me back is more like self-harm.
I know humour can be used to defuse tension,
but maybe not now, yeah?
好了 我想分下组 我们来角色扮演
OK. I'd love to break out into groups. We can role-play.
No. No time for that.
Look, the bottom line is,
I don't want to see any of you in the papers over this stuff, OK?
But of course it's still OK when we...
...film the sex to share it on...um...
Oh, putain, c'est quoi? What is the word?
Cry... Crypte... Cry...?
对 加密的 我们还是可以把性♥爱♥影片
Yeah, encrypted. It's still OK to share filmed sex
on encrypted WhatsApp group, yes?
而且明确一点 帕斯卡 永远都不能这样
And just to be clear, Pascal, that was never OK.
Any other questions?
听着 底线是 你们可以像往常一样
Look, the bottom line is, you can do what you always did,
as long as you keep it under wraps.
-完全不正确 还有 这不是问题 -好吧
- Totally incorrect. Also, not a question. - OK.
Think about what you're about to do,
then afterwards keep it under wraps.
No. And again, not a question.
各位 这真的不难 这是说
Guys, this is really not that hard. It's about consent
and attaining mutual stated consent
before and during lovemaking.
Exactly that. But put in a less creepy way.
Easy for him to say. He's a born-again virgin.
Oh, that's interesting. For religious reasons?
Self-imposed dry patch. Focusing on my career.
听着 你们都很聪明 要尊重对方
Look, you're all intelligent. Just be respectful
and avoid situations where it's easy to confuse the signals.
Basically, stick to strip clubs.
No. Absolutely not.
No cameras. Consenting adults.
Plus, it's empowering for women.
Hard to know if you're being serious.
- Where can we go, then? - I don't know.
The cinema? Or do some charity work.
食物救济中心 老人院 除了脱衣舞俱乐部都行
Food banks, the elderly. Anything except strip clubs.
Nah, this all smacks of sexism to me.
I bet you didn't have this chat with the ladies' team.
Yes, we did, obviously.
- For appearances' sake. - No.
Because it's important.
I'm going to start my own campaign.
"Believe all men."
Well, that's a terrible idea,
but there's absolutely nothing stopping you doing so, Petey,
just as long as it's after you've left the club.
Any other questions?
But it's encrypted, so...?
Olivia, why wasn't Cesare at the talk?
He's a 65-year-old Italian.
He thinks the #MeToo movement is a way to indicate
you'd like to join the orgy.
Sorry, that was unprofessional.
It's been a stressful morning.
You know, I covered sexual politics as part of my degree,
so if you ever need a supportive voice
within the squad, just shout.
I'm probably OK.
不管怎样 感谢你提出来 我很感激
Anyway, thanks for trying. I appreciate it.
Yeah, you know, if you're having a bad day,
maybe we could have a chat over coffee or dinner?
OK. Two things.
-首先 我不和足球运动员约会 -这不是约会
- One, I don't date footballers. - It wouldn't be a date.
-我只是觉得我们该相处一下 然后... -等等
- I just think we'd get along and... - Wait.
I had these made for this exact situation.
好 很可爱 我知道了
Yes. OK. Very cute. I get it.
But I'm... Really, I'm not like the others.
- You had them laminated? - They get a lot of use.
Right. Did you have a second thing?
Secondly, I've just finished hosting a talk
on inappropriate sexual behaviour.
So, one second...
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