At least you're not naked this time.
Stop looking at my foreskin.
算了吧 皮蒂 放了他
Nah, come on, Petey, leave him.
I want you out! You're bad luck!
He's hiding in the cupboard.
别担心 皮蒂 我来推开
Don't worry, Petey. I got it pulled.
Not your foreskin, obviously...
that would take too long.
Mattie, Cesare's ready to see you.
I'm sorry, the kids said they'd share the video about Jack,
but I didn't know they'd mention Petey's foreskin.
Please don't be angry.
I am angry about that, but it can wait.
Now you've got to see the boss.
I'm scared of Petey.
I'll look after you.
You said you would stab me in the back.
Oh, I will, but not right now.
There's my big brave boy. Come on.
Have a glass. Enjoy with me.
You're a good boy.
When I come to England, I respect values.
我成功 我思考 你觉得呢
I succeed... I think. Do you think?
Oh, my goodness. Yes. Yeah.
Yeah. Your teams have been amazing.
As a kid, I dreamt of playing for you.
I nearly fainted when my agent told me about your interest.
是的 之前都是这样 教练过来
Yes, yes, always before... manager come,
"Have a glass of Barolo," But now,
"闭嘴 意大利老白♥痴♥" 踢完90分钟
"Hey, shut up, old wop prick!" For 90 minuto.
Then cry with press if I don't shake hand.
Then fuck off home!
I'm not wop prick.
Like I said, I always dreamt of playing for you.
Never really thought I had what it took to play Cesare-ball.
But you must have seen something.
Yes. You come from Academy.
Oh, no. No, no, no. No. No,
I was just signed from Kansas this week.
Something I remember, something I don't remember.
Too many things to write down all the time.
Well, you're famous for it.
I mean, all those notes over all those years.
- And I hope to coach one day and... - Hey, Mattie,
if you speak this much, I sit down,
I get comfortable, huh?
You are a smart boy.
好的 当然 请坐
Yeah, yeah, of course. Please, please sit down, erm...
I do have one question for you, though.
Kind of a big question for me.
Why did you sign me?
Wasn't to sell shirts, was it?
No, I'm sure it wasn't. And you wouldn't even think like that.
I'm just such a left-field choice, and... Sorry.
I didn't mean to ask.
I'm just nervous and-and out of my depth.
Or not. Or maybe I'm not. Maybe I was a stats decision.
But then, I'm not even on FIFA, so
how did you find me and
what did you see in me? Why did you want me?
I fucked up.
How can I ask a legend like you these questions?
I am a piece of shit.
Er, no. Oh, God.
Er, no, no, no, no.
Er, sir, please don't be dead.
No, you're alive. Of course you're not dead.
I just... bored you to sleep.
真好 干的漂亮 马蒂
Nice. Good work, Mattie.
Well, OK, thank you for your time.
What a fucking mess.
- Everything all right? - Actually, not sure.
One minute we were talking, next minute he fell asleep.
Yeah, he has a low tolerance for boring people.
Yeah. Great. Goodnight.
Mo, can you and Raul come up?
对 又睡着了 你还得来接他
Yep, out like a light. You'll have to carry him again.
No, he looks dry down there.
And this is where we park the cars.
很好 朋友 这是个美好的夜晚
Oh, cheers, mate. It's been a great night.
Shame about the result.
Bet you didn't expect to be sitting next to two coppers, did you?
-没错 我没想到 -本杰·阿切贝
- No, that's not what I expected. - Benji Achebe?
- Yeah. - Got your new car.
-希望不再是一辆没上保险的宾利 -不 不
- Not another uninsured Bentley, I hope. - No, no, no.
吸取教训了 保证你会喜欢这个的 宝贝
Learnt my lesson. You're going to love this, babe, promise.
-是吗 -是的 来吧
- Yeah? - Yeah, come on.
Not you two... Oh, fine.
Here it is! Ha-ha! Yeah!
Bit of a step-down, Benji.
Best of both worlds. I mean, it
looks the shit, but with affordable insurance, huh?
如果你们不介意的话 警官 我们要上路了
Now, if you'll excuse us, officers, we've got to roll.
Is this for real? I thought you had a Bentley.
Come on, I'll explain later. Just...
Presumably you've registered the colour change with the DVLA.
- With who? - Changing the colour of a
car without informing the DVLA is illegal.
But it's the original colour underneath.
Yeah, that don't matter.
It's the visible colour. You can't drive this.
- Is this some joke ting? - No joke ting.
What about the VIP tickets? The dinner?
Attempting to bribe a police officer is punishable
- with up to ten years in prison. - What?
不 我没有 我只是
No, I didn't. No, I was just..
Mate, we're winding you up.
See? Old Bill can banter too.
See you later, mate.
So can I drive this home, yeah?
All right, help me pick this off.
It can't take us more than, what, 20 minutes?
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