Well, you gotta start somewhere.
Well, I know where I'm starting. Lunch!
Como estas? Yo soy Mattie.
Mattie from America.
You probably knew that already.
How are you, man? How's it going?
I mean, you're injured. Sure.
Which is bad.
But it's getting better, right?
古老的阿喀琉斯[跟腱]The old Achilles.
伟大的阿喀琉斯 俊美的少年 阿喀琉斯
The great Achilles. The beautiful youth, Achilles.
Have I ever told you how good a player you are?
I wish I could be you.
You're a great tackler. Obviously.
But I think you're more skilful than you get credit for.
And you look good doing it.
I really like you.
As a player!
Cool. Good. Not weird chat.
Anyway, I was just wondering if you wanted to hang out some time.
Just...trying to be friendly.
Later, come to my house. We play pool.
Yes. Yes, great!
Exactly. Yes! All right.
You all right with this?
Yeah, bro. Is this the prank?
Cos you're going to have to do a whole lot better than this.
不 这只是热身 老兄
No, this is just a warm-up, mate.
I've got the Champions League final of pranks lined up for you.
I mean, that guy is just unbelievable.
I'd be worried about spilling that...
...on my balls.
I think he's got a salad.
That long foreskin, though. Could get some tuna stuck up there.
Pretty sure vinegar is more the enemy.
- All right? - Course!
We were just bantering.
Cos no-one's more fun than a bully.
You're the one who said get to know your team-mates,
so while you've been hanging with the freak,
me and the big man at the club are getting tight.
Are yous going to wank it off over his back later, then?
No. We're going to play some pool.
He's so weird, he's making you weird.
-更怪了 -他不奇怪 他只是腼腆 就像杰克一样
- Weirder. - He's not weird. He's just shy. Like Jack.
- What? - Carlos is shy.
-他不擅长和人打交道 和你一样 -他是在激怒我吗
- He's not good with people. Like you. - Is he winding me up?
-我不腼腆 -杰克 拜托 老兄
- I'm not shy. - Jack, come on, mate.
You don't use the phone because you don't like talking to people.
- What if they say something? - They will say something,
Cos it's a phone. That's its purpose.
I'm thoughtful, not shy.
I'm not shy!
All right, fine, I'll prove it.
I'll ask that girl out now. How shy is that?
That's what you do on dating apps.
And she said yeah straight away.
"When should we go out?"
How about right now?
She said she can't do right now, obviously,
as it's half-twelve on a Tuesday and she's got a job.
Just say you can meet her later, then.
Nah, I'll leave that.
It's a bit embarrassing.
Are you here for the dog shit?
-什么 -狗屎 你是来清理狗屎的吗
- What? - The dog shit. Are you here for it?
No, I'm not here for the dog shit.
I'm here to play with Carlos...
I'm here to hang out with Carlos.
Jesus! Agh! Carlos!
兄弟 别紧张 他不咬人
Hey! Hey, man. Don't panic. He don't bite.
He is literally biting me right now.
He's mouthing, not biting.
Teeth are in the mouth. Mouthing with teeth is biting.
Come on, don't be such a pussy.
It's just a scratch.
You never play anyway. Come on, let's go.
So you live here with just the dog and your dad?
- Who? - Your dad?
Oh, no, no, no. He's not my dad.
- That's my owner. - What?
- He owns me. - He really owns you?
Well, of course!
So, do you have any other friends in England...
...apart from him?
He's not my friend.
He's my owner.
- But no other ties? - Well, yes.
- Business interests. - Cool!
Cool. Like...like what?
I have a puppy farm down the road.
Farming and selling dogs for money,
that's my happiness.
- Cool. Cool stuff. - Yeah, yeah.
Do you want to see my lizards?
But maybe we could play pool first?
Yeah, of course.
Oh, my God.
Carlos, you need to get someone to clean up the dog shit.
Oh, hello! Can you help me, please?
- No. - Thank you.
I am lost and cannot find a train station.
那个方向 一直走 然后问别人
Look, it's that way. Keep walking and then you ask someone else.
Oh. Thank you for your help!
I would love to give you payment, huh?
Ohh! Look at all this money I have.
-你不用给我钱 -不 不 我坚持要给
– You don't need to pay me. - No, no, no. I insist!
When I meet a young footballer like you, Benji,
who wants to help people,
- I make sure they get rewarded for that help. - You know my name?
Oh, hang on!
I can help you make a lot of money, huh?
Help you buy proper car,
not Ford Focus with mirror wrap.
Well, I'm usually at the training complex
if you want to give me more money for no reason.
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