Did you hear what Harold the Wise said
about the trip to Rhodesia?
"I would be very, very, very disappointed."
"I would be very, very, very disappointed."
"I would be very, very, very disappointed,
and so would my whippet."
-鞑靼牛肉 先生 -非常感谢
- Steak tartare, sir. - Thank you very much indeed.
所以 贝塞尔先生 我有消息
So, Senor Besselli, I have news.
John Pardoe has practically confirmed it.
Grimond is stepping down.
One more year, 18 months at the most.
I would be "Very, very, very disappointed" if that's not true.
What can I say but, congratulations?
Just think, though, given the balance of power,
the next leader of the Liberal Party could be Deputy Prime Minister.
I never did care very much for the word deputy.
Well, I'll be there for you, all the way.
Finance is going to be a problem, of course, as ever.
Well, I'd love to help, but I'm not exactly a millionaire.
And I'm stuck here in an office with a leaky roof
and I can't even afford my own staff.
Tell me, what's that secretary of yours like, Elizabeth?
-还不错吗 -是的 特别是在床上
- Any good? - Oh, yes. Particularly in bed.
I adore you!
You and your monstrous appetites!
Weren't you a lay preacher?
Well, obviously you were, literally.
Call it a hobby. Some people play golf,
I like screwing.
Between the two of us, when I was young,
I was so desperate, I'd go looking on the spear side.
Are you telling me... that you...
I'm a little bit so, yes.
If that's not too shocking.
Peter Pedro Bessell von Bessellbach!
Well, out of anyone in this room,
I'm probably the least shocked of all,
if you understand my meaning.
- I think so. - It's hardly a great surprise now, is it?
I... suppose not.
What would you say you are, vis-a-vis men and women?
What are you? 50-50?
More like 80-20.
I mean, 80% for the ladies.
Yes, I call myself 80%,
but... 80%... gay.
Gosh, I'm not sure that word's ever been said
within these walls before.
Not in that context.
My wife insists that gay means happy.
I think she's absolutely right.
And I intend to be very happy, very many times in my life.
And very much so with him.
Very, very, very much so.
Careful, now. Keep it discreet.
I'm not sure any boy's worth ending up in prison for.
You protecting me, Pedro?
If I must, Jeremy,
- then I will. - At last!
Thank God, someone to protect me from myself.
I am going to order some port, to celebrate.
Peter, we are nothing but a pair of old queens.
To... Her Majesty.
-早安 姜提 -早安 杰里米
- Morning, Jonty. - Morning, Jeremy.
It is my duty to inform the Prime Minister
that if he continues to restrict immigration,
he is staunching the lifeblood of this country...
And, and fuelling the rise of the "Keep Britain White" Campaign.
Citizens from all over the Commonwealth
deserve a free and safe right of entry,
or else the Government may find that its White Paper
is very aptly named.
-我是贝塞尔 -佩德罗 我遇上麻烦了
- Bessell speaking. - Pedro, I have a problem.
Meet me at The Ritz, 12 o'clock.
It was delivered last week to my mother, and she read it,
every single word, all 17 pages.
"From Norman Josiffe?"
You mean, he's one of your...
"Jeremy and I have had a homosexual relationship..."
Oh, my God, your mother read this?!
What does he want? Money?
The vast sum of ￡30.
He can't even blackmail properly.
Well, who is he, exactly?
He is, um...
Well, when I first met him, he was...
And a very, very fine morning it is, too.
-早上好 先生 抱歉 -我叫杰里米·索普
- Good morning, sir. Pardon me. - Jeremy Thorpe.
I've come to stay for the weekend.
I'm a guest of Mr Van de Vater.
我知道 先生 他提到过 你来访他很激动
I know, sir. He said. He was very excited.
Quite a special visitor. Member of Parliament and all of that.
What's your name?
-诺曼 先生 -你也叫诺曼
- Norman, sir. - Another Norman?
Mein host, Norman Van de Vater and Norman...
- Josiffe. - Josiffe!
-那是法语吗 -我不知道 先生
- What is that, French? - Um, I don't know, sir.
You've never so much as enquired about your own surname?
It's just, um, my mother married a Josiffe,
but he's not my father.
-挺复杂的 没错 -抱歉
- Ah, complicated, yes. - Sorry.
不不 是我的错 是我不好 这是私事
No, no, no, no. My fault, my fault. It's private.
Well, I'd best get back to work.
-您这周末骑马吗 先生 -骑 骑 当然了
- Will you be riding this weekend, sir? - Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely.
It's a great...great passion of mine.
I can prepare the horse myself.
What level are you at? What kind of mount would suit you best?
Well, just...the right sort of mount for me, really.
你呢 诺曼 我看你是大行家
What about you, Norman? You're the great expert, I see.
It's all I've ever wanted to do, sir.
Working with horses. Ever since I was a kid.
My family wasn't... We had our problems.
All sorts of nonsense.
It was my own fault, really,
but I could always find my way to the stables and, um...