Thanks a lot, Mom.
Take it up out of the saddle right here.
Come on! Dig in! Push it!
You got it! Don't quit on me!
- 今天是你 - 我得先把你暂停了
- This is your day - - I got to pause you.
That's my other lady.
How's it going with your mom?
Say "soup spoon" if it's really bad.
What if I said "ladle"?
Ohh. I'll be right there.
All right, here's what I'm thinking.
I'm gonna come up with some signs
to help you recognize when women want to have sex with you.
Okay, if I do this that's the sign to steal home.
Yep. Think I got it.
Fine. I'll hold.
Just put me on with someone who can help.
I cannot believe this place.
Mm, right? Look at that one.
And this one -- Heh -- gets more pregnant by the minute.
She promised me there aren't twins in there.
Okay, you're all caught up.
How was it? How was the tour?
It was good.
Well, um, this place just -- it looks amazing.
Yeah, well, it's actually a train wreck right now,
and I got to try and get her a liquor license.
Maggie Bloom! No, no, no.
I will carry that.
What? No, it's not heavy.
It's just a bunch of hand soap and candles for the bathroom.
Let me ask you something.
What's the longest you've ever gone without having sex?
I thought I could pull off baby bangs. Why?
Because I'm starting to think that Eddie
has not had sex since Jon died.
That's an interesting way to mark things.
Hi! You look great.
So do you.
Aw. It's a wig.
So, the point I was trying to make
is that now is exactly when you should be having sex.
Okay, I'm gonna let you...do that.
I am all about stalking, but who are we stalking?
It's the guy from...the gas station.
From our road trip.
The one who likes Simon and Garfunkel.
You tracked him down?!
He had a bar with a very memorable name,
which allowed me to track him down.
Hey, he doesn't just own a bar.
It's Andrew Pollock of the Pollock Restaurant group.
And I thought maybe he could help us.
Oh, I definitely think he could help you.
Maybe even with the restaurant.
别说了 - 黛利拉 打给他
Will you stop that? Delilah, call him.
我说什么啊 - 你好 是我
What do I say? "Hello. Hi. It's me.
Do you remember me from pump 6?"
That's it, because that's what happened.
That's your meet cute.
I mean, the only thing that scared him off was your ring,
and you could take that off this time.
No, but it's... professional.
我需要两个 不只是调酒师 我需要善调鸡尾酒的
I need two, and not just bartenders. I need mixologists.
Yep, I'll hold.
W-What is that music?
It's a playlist I made for the opening --
fun '60s music.
You used to love this stuff.
It's my opening, not your oldies station.
You just can't make decisions like that without asking me.
Okay, but...sounds good.
Who are you e-mailing?
It's Neil. He's wishing us good luck.
You told him about the opening?
He's my brother. Of course I did.
Please tell me he's not coming.
No, he's not.
He's not well enough to travel.
He's in the hospital, actually.
The, uh... the silverware is spotty.
I'm gonna have them polish it.
That's on me.
I think that you can admit
that desperate times call for desperate measures.
And he... is desperately attractive.
No way. I can't do it.
You know that's the universal sign for watching porn, right?
What's going on in here?
- 黄♥片♥ - 就是黄♥片♥
Porn. It was totally porn.
- 是的 - 是呢是呢
Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Clear your history!
That's a rookie mistake.
- 嗯 - 你好呀
Ed and I are leaving.
Do you need anything? Do you want anything?
Need a ride? 'Cause your Uber driver is here.
You can call me "Guber."
行了 我挺好的 谢谢
Okay, I'm fine. Thank you.
I can get my own ride. I can carry my own bags.
I really appreciate you taking the time to worry about me,
but it is too much.
You're worrying about everybody now.
It's Delilah, Eddie...
Between that and your positive attitude,
you're really starting to throw off
the whole ecosystem around here.
But still, that's a long time
for Eddie not to have sex, right?
Regina: We do not have enough scallops.
Dante, I need you to swing by the fish market.
Dante: Yes, Chef.
Do you have a second?
They need help out there with the t--
Is everything okay?
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