*You must be an angel*
*I can see it in your eyes*
*Full of wonder and surprise...*
Oh, you found Ralph Macchio.
-马奇奥 -是的 他是龙威小子
- Macchio? - Yeah, he's the Karate Kid.
He's so hot, right?
I bet he's an amazing kisser, too.
Is Mike a good kisser?
I don't know.
He's my first boyfriend.
Hey, don't worry about it. Okay?
He'll come crawling back to you in no time,
begging for forgiveness.
I guarantee you, him and Lucas are, like,
totally wallowing in self-pity and misery right now.
They're like, "Oh, I hope they take us back."
God, what I wouldn't give to see their stupid faces.
What is it?
Is this really gonna work?
Holy shit, this is insane.
-麦克斯 -对 安静 抱歉
- Max. - Yeah, quiet. I'm sorry.
What's wrong with me? What did I do wrong?
What did I do wrong? What could I have done wrong?
Do I have to go through this again?
I see them.
What are they doing?
I just don't understand what I did to deserve this.
没什么 没什么 我只有这一个看法
Nothing. Nothing. That's my whole point.
You are the victim here.
我知道 只是 她为什么要这样对待我
I know. It's just, why is she treating me this way?
- I don't know. - Mike...
What did I do wrong?
-我做错什么了 -迈克 别说了
- What did I do wrong?! - Mike, stop.
Relax. Just relax.
Okay? Stop asking rational questions.
我知道 我知道 你说得对
I know, I know, you're right.
- Yeah. - Because women act on emotion
- and not logic. - Precisely.
It's a totally different species.
They say we are "Species."
-什么 -"感情用事 不讲逻辑"
- What? - "Emotion, not logic."
Guys, it's ready.
-威尔 现在不行 -她们跟你们分手了
- Will, not right now. - They broke up with you.
- What else is there to talk about? - Tons.
Yeah, we're trying to solve
the great mystery of the female species.
Dude, you can smell the nacho cheese.
- I got that beat. - What?
-不 -不 卢卡斯 不
- Oh, no. - No, Lucas, no.
What? What happened?
When I say three inches, three...
Do you knock? Jeez!
- I thought that, uh-- - Mike's not here.
Max wanted to have...
Is that... okay?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Your parents know about it?
Uh, yeah, it's cool.
That's-- That's really cool.
Did you need something?
Uh, I'll leave.
I'll just let you... I'll leave you...
Holy shit, I can't believe we're really doing this.
- Ready? - Ready.
Against the rules?
We make our own rules.
好吧 听着 我得先提醒你
Okay, look, I should just warn you,
if he's with a girl
or doing something gross,
just get out of there right away before you're scarred for life.
-麦克斯 -我就是说说 我认真的
- Max-- - No, I'm just saying, I'm serious.
- He's really gross. - Max!
Okay, shutting up now.
I found him.
What's he doing?
I don't know.
Don't be afraid.
on the floor...
It'll be over soon.
...talking to someone.
Just stay very still.
What is it?
-你在干什么 -威尔 能把音乐关掉吗
- What are you doing? - Yeah, Will, can you turn down the music?
Please address me by my full name.
- What? - My full name!
我的天 好吧 "智者威尔"
Oh, my God. Okay, Will the Wise,
Can you please turn down the music?
That is not music.
That... is the sound of destiny!
I have seen into the future,
and I've seen that today is a new day,
free of girls!
What is happening right now?
Will, come on.
A tribe of villagers are under threat from an evil force
from the swamps of Kuzatan.
Will, it's so early.
Is it early, Michael?
Tell that to the villagers crying for your help,
the children so frightened,
they cannot sleep.
Are you truly going to let them perish?