I wanted her to look at me.
But... she couldn't pull her eyes away from you
and your stupid hair.
And I didn't understand, because you would get
bagel crumbs all over the floor.
And you asked dumb questions.
And you were a douchebag.
And-- And you didn't even like her and...
I would go home...
and just scream into my pillow.
But Tammy Thompson's a girl.
did you OD over there?
No, I just, uh...
I mean, yeah.
Tammy Thompson, you know, she's cute and all, but...
she's a total dud.
She is not.
Yes, she is. She wants to be, like, a singer.
She wants to move to, like, Nashville and shit.
- She has dreams. - She can't even hold a tune.
She's practically tone-deaf. Have you heard her?
All the time.
*You see me now tonight*
- Shut up. - *You see me...*
- She does not sound like that. - She sounds exactly--
- That's a great impersonation of her. - She does not.
You sound like a Muppet.
She sounds like a Muppet.
She sounds like a Muppet giving birth.
*And if you could hold me tight*
*We'll be holding on forever*
- Exactly. - I know!
What the hell?
And why all this?
If I just turn the keys, it's like turning off a car.
But then the car still works, does it not?
And do you want the car
to still work or do you want it to explode?
I want the car to explode.
Good. Then do this.
Just make sure you are
nowhere near it when it does. It is not pretty.
Turns people into dust.
我可以成为美国人 也这样享受欢乐 是吧
And I become an American citizen and join in the fun, yes?
Who said you had to be an American to join the fun?
It doesn't get more American than this, my friend.
Fatty foods, ugly decadence,
Fifteen tickets, please.
- They are rigged, these games? - Yes.
They do not look rigged.
That's just it, my dear Alexei.
They have been designed to present the illusion of fairness!
But it's all a scam, a trick,
to put your money in the rich man's pocket.
That, my dear friend, is...
knock yourself out.
Where are you going?
To get us the closest thing to food I can find.
Step right up!
...feel the wind push you back and it's gonna--
-等等 有安全带吗 -凯伦
- Hold on. Do we have seat belts? - Hey, Karen.
Oh, my gosh! How funny to see you here!
Where are the kids?
I... I haven't seen them. I don't think they're here yet.
-你们三个 靠墙 -不 他们在哪
- You three, up against the wall! - No, where are they?
Oh, my gosh, I can hardly keep track these days.
Uh, they were at, uh...
Dustin's, then Lucas's,
- then Max's. - Max...
You know how it is. Summer!
Probably getting into some kinda trouble.
最后警告 你俩 靠墙
Last warning, you two. Up against the wall!
Hold the ride!
On your life, Magnum.
Here we go!
Where we're going, we don't need roads.
It is so good!
- Well, shit, that worked. - Course it worked.
We just have to get on the bus with the rest of these plebes,
and home sweet home, here we come.
- Uh, Dustin? - What?
Yeah, we might not wanna go to your house.
Well, I might've told them your full name.
-你什么毛病 -哥们 我被下药了
- What is wrong with you? - Dude, I was drugged.
- So? - So?
你抵抗啊 撑过去 像个男人那样
So, you resist. You tough it out. You tough it out like a man.
Oh, yeah, it's easy for you to say.
Sorry for the inconvenience. Have a pleasant evening.
Come on, let's go, let's go.
That's three green!
And here's dart number four!
One more for the big prize!
You can do it, mister!
We have a winner!
Step right up, ladies and gentlemen!
Get your tickets right here!
It's not rigged!
It's not rigged.