- It was a prank. - What girl?
Wasn't a prank.
You got five minutes. Not a second more.
I talked to a Big Buy ex-employee
who said some little girl shattered the door with her mind.
I heard that story.
Did you hear the one about the fat man with the beard
who climbs down chimneys?
然后 上个月 泰德·维勒的一名同事称
Then last month, a co-worker of Ted Wheeler's claims
some Russian girl with a shaved head was hiding in his basement.
Ted now denies this.
- That's a surprise. - But it connects.
- Enlighten me. - This girl,
she's some kind of a Russian weapon, right?
Barbara, she sees this girl, tries to help her, perhaps.
But before she can, the Russians find them,
-带走了他们 -等等 你是说
- take them... - Wait. You're telling me
Barbara Holland was kidnapped by Russian spies.
-绑♥架♥ 杀害 -杀害
- Kidnapped. Killed. - Killed?
-你还不懂吗 吉姆 -不懂
- Don't you get it, Jim? - No.
This has potentially international implications.
I'm talking a full-on Russian invasion right here in Hawkins.
Do you have any proof of this girl?
I mean, has anybody seen her recently?
No, but these are separate...
Excuse me. Sorry.
- Okay. - Hello?
Merrill called, wants you to check out his pumpkins.
- Says they've been contaminated... - All right.
...by his vengeful neighbor, Eugene. You're welcome.
抱歉 我也不想如此 但我得走了
I'm sorry. I really hate to do this, but I gotta run.
- It's an emergency. - You gave me five minutes.
Yeah, listen, you know what?
I liked your alien theory a lot better.
And you want my advice?
Why don't you stop bleeding those people dry
and go home? All right?
- Look, I am not bleeding anyone... dry. - Listen to me.
It's crap, I know.
No, it's not crap.
- It's not good. - It's going to be.
Just... It needs some reorganizing.
- Can I mark on it? - Yeah, I guess.
So, in the first paragraph,
you used the basketball game versus Northern
as a metaphor for your life, which is great.
But then, around here,
you start talking about your granddad's experiences in the war.
And I... I don't see how they're connected.
It connects because...
because, you know, we both won.
- Do you think I should start from scratch? - No. I mean...
When's the deadline?
It's tomorrow for early application.
Can you come and help me tonight?
We have our dinner tonight, remember?
- Oh, my God! - We already canceled last week.
You don't have to go. Just work on this.
No, no, no. What's the point?
- Hey, calm down. - I'm calm. I'm calm.
I'm just being honest. You know, I mean...
I'll end up working for my dad anyway.
That's not true.
I don't know, Nance. Is that such a bad thing?
有保险 福利什么的 成人的东西
There's insurance and benefits and all that adult stuff.
And if I took it, you know,
I could be around for your senior year.
- Steve... - Just to look after you a little bit.
Make sure you don't forget about this pretty face.
Nance, I'm serious.
- I love you. - I love you, too.
Who is that?
I have no idea.
But would you check out that ass?
Just look at it go.
Meet the human brain.
I know. I know, it doesn't look like much.
甚至有点恶心 是吧 但想想看
A little gross even, right? But consider this.
There are a hundred billion cells
inside of this miracle of evolution.
All working as one.
是的 我没说错 也没结巴
No, no, I did not misspeak. I did not stutter.
A hundred billion.
This must be our new student.
Indeed. All yours.
好了 等等 别想就那么跑了
All right. Hold up. You don't get away that easy.
Come on up. Don't be shy.
Dustin, drum roll.
同学们 请欢迎 来自阳光加州
Class, please welcome, all the way from sunny California,
the latest passenger to join us on our curiosity voyage, Maxine.
- It's Max. - Sorry?
Nobody calls me Maxine. It's Max.
-疯狂麦克斯 -上船吧 麦克斯
- Mad Max. - Well, all aboard, Max.
Do you happen to have these in any other colors?
I'm not a big fan of orange.
I'll have to check in back.
- You're gonna get me fired. - That's my master plan.
Get you fired so I can hire you
and we won't have to hide back here.
鲍勃 鲍勃 我得回去工作了
Bob? Bob, I have to get back to work.
我知道 抱歉 我是忍♥不住地想你
I know. I'm sorry. I can't stop thinking about you.
-简直疯了 我就像个小青年 -我也是
- It's crazy. I feel like a teenager. - Me, too.
You know, in high school, you didn't know who I was.
Bob, I have to get back to work.
Go sell your electronic thingamajiggies,
and I'll see you tonight for movie night.
Jonathan's night to pick?
- Yes. - Okay.
- Okay. - Okay.
Hey, look, a green one.
Tell Jonathan not to pick anything scary. I hate scary movies.
You're saying this was fine yesterday?
这都是能获奖的好南瓜 局长 你真该看看
These were prize winners, Chief. You should've seen 'em.
For the life of me, I couldn't figure out what happened.
And then I remembered... Eugene.
What about him?
He's been complaining
about me to just about anyone who'll listen.
Well, he started this "Pick Your Pumpkin" thing.
Acted like it was trademarked.
我说 "去雇个律师啊 看看能有什么结果"
I said, "Hire yourself a damn lawyer. See how far that gets you."