Oh, there wasn't any sugar.
Legs or arms?
This has been a really shit morning.
黑咖啡 两块方糖 用榨汁机上面的杯子
Black... Mm, two sugars, mugs above the NutriBullet.
It's the end of the world!
Bra on the door handle, rules are rules.
It's actually happening.
Cat, we are busy here.
Hold that thought.
What is up with you?
他们还说僵尸是文学创作 但并不是 乔
They're saying it's writing, but it's not, Jo.
I'm sorting it!
-天呐 -我懂的 他会跳舞哦
- Oh, my God. - I know. And he can dance.
Just give us a sec, OK?
天呐 天呐 天呐
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!
Oh, my god!
Are you OK?
- He's a zombie! - Oh, my God!
Get off my sister!
Oh, why is it always the hot ones?
Don't worry, they can't work door knobs.
Where's the car? Where's the car?
-等等 等等 -你干什么
- Wait! Wait, wait, wait. - What are you doing?
Seeing if he can use stairs.
Of course he can use stairs, he's a Pilates instructor!
He has amazing core strength!
不 不 等下
No, no, no, just wait!
天呐 天呐 天呐
God, oh, my God, oh, my God!
乔 乔 我们得赶快跑
Jo! Jo, we've gotta go!
Oh, how is he not dead?
He is! That's how they work!
这边 快跟我走 快 快
This way, this way, come on, come on, come on, come on!
'Panic on the streets of Birmingham last night
'as authorities have struggled to deal with a range of incidents.'
'Hospitals have reported people being admitted with bite wounds.'
'The word "zombie" has been trending on social media sites.'
'Police advice is to stay inside,
'and keep your doors and windows shut.'
The train to London Houston has been delayed.
'Please wait for further information.'
Great, we haven't missed it.
You gonna throw up?
Health is wealth, man.
You got that written on your sports bra?
You shouldn't have had the jaeger bombs!
Not with your BMI.
It was a stag do, I thought those were the rules.
A man knows his limits.
A man doesn't have slimline tonic.
He does if he wants a defined six-pack.
You're right. There's nothing more masculine
than counting calories to look good in a swimsuit
Laugh it up, yeah?
But I drank like a hero,
and didn't throw up on Gav's brother.
I threw up on Gav's brother?
You threw up on a lot of people.
'Due to unforeseen circumstances,
'trains from Birmingham New Street Station are cancel...'
Oh, get me out of this town!
There's a guard over there.
'Scuse me? 'Scuse me?
Whoa, mate! Chill!
They move like Walking Dead zombies,
not 28 Days Later zombies.
It can't be a zombie apocalypse because that's not an actual thing!
Then why don't you explain that
to the guy over there... eating his own arm?
Oh, my God.
How did Jude get infected, anyway? Did somebody bite him?
-什么 没有 -有人对着他的眼珠子打喷嚏了
- What? No! - Sneeze on his eyeballs?
Did anything... weird happening last night?
I'm not sure.
Your boundaries of weird are a lot further out than mine.
- He did get in a fight. - Wha... what happened?
This guy from work was off his face.
All hands, you know what it's like.
Maybe you don't.
But Jude stepped in and he was a real gentleman.
Until just now, when he tried to bite my face off.
- And? - And he punched him!
End of story.
That makes no sense.
- Are you OK? - I'm fine.
- Where are we going? - Rob's boat.
- No bites or anything? - No.
等下 什么 罗伯 我的罗伯吗
Wait, what? Rob? MY... Rob?
Can he be your Rob if you dumped him?
不管怎样 重点是他的船 僵尸不会游泳
Anyway, it's about his boat. Zombies can't swim.
Famously underutilised anti-zombie measure.
I mean, Walking Dead would have been over in one series
if Rick Grimes had used his brain and gone to the Everglades.
OK, well, my Guild mate has got
a house in London on Eel Pie Island.
And islands are surrounded by water.
And this canal goes all the way from here to London.
That is the most stupid thing I have EVER heard.
世界变了 乔 规则也变了
The world's just changed, Jo. And so have the rules.
Look, this is gonna be tough for you...
because you've not seen a single George A Romero film.
But you're my sister...
and I've got you.
No signal. We're trapped.
-我们有水 -还有肥皂 真是棒棒的哦
- We've got water. - And hand soap. Hurray
We'll be clean when he attacks us.
Violence is a plea for help.
A plea for help is a plea for help.
That guy's on a psychotic break.
So, let's make him happy by empowering his core needs.
Give me your ticket!
Amar, he just tried to bite us.
I don't think whatever his problem is
is going to be solved by your inspirational quote book.
- You were on the 15:17. - What?
When we came up here, you said you were on the 16:17,
but your ticket was for the 15:17!