What the hell is wrong with you?
My official title is communications director,
but really I'm just a glorified secretary
to this incredibly difficult doctor.
It's like no matter what I do or how hard I work,
it's just never good enough for him.
Yeah, no, sounds like a real D-bag.
He's my dad.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I--I talk a lot when I'm nervous,
and I'm--I'm very nervous
because you are insanely good-looking.
And you're the hottest guy I've ever matched with,
and I do this a lot.
Not a lot. Not a lot, a lot.
I mean, like, a normal, healthy...amount of a lot.
Can I be honest with you, Sam?
You seem great, but I have an event that I need to get to,
and I would like to have some sex.
Preferably with you, so...
I mean, I can ask somebody else,
but I'd like it to be with you.
Oh, my gosh.
Bring your awareness
to the tips of your fingers.
So full of erotic charge.
Take that erotic energy
and vocalize it.
Feel your partner's energy...
Flowing through you.
- I need water. - Feel your diaphragm fill with energy.
Bring the attention back into the space.
You're miserable, aren't you?
It's a little outside my comfort zone.
Mine too; I just thought it might help
relight the, you know...
The spark between us.
I feel like...
I feel like you never want to have sex anymore.
You want to have sex?
We can have sex right now.
I'll call us an Uber.
We can go straight home and do it.
I don't want you to prove it to me.
I want you to want to.
That's why I thought this might help.
It was dumb, so let's just grab some food.
We're two blocks away from that grain bowl you love.
I do love that grain bowl.
But I love you more.
We're gonna go back in there,
and I am going to moan louder
than any of those bitches.
You do love to win.
- Hey, guys. - Hi.
How you doing?
Okay, let's take a picture. Say, "Team Roxy."
好了 记住 努力训练 但也要好好玩
All right, remember: train hard, but have fun too.
- Thank you. - We will.
Thank you so much.
Thank you. Team Roxy!
Honey, remember not to block the Fiend Energy Drink logo.
Has to be in every shot.
I can't believe you have me
pushing this off-brand crap.
I was on a Wheaties box.
Well, that was a long time ago, dear.
Yeah, just another hour. Then we can get ice cream.
冰淇淋 爸爸 我30了
Ice cream? Dad, I'm 30.
- Hi, can I get a selfie? - Yeah, I guess so.
-太好了 -你好 伙计
- Great, thanks. - Hey, man, what's up?
- Hi. Big fan. - Thanks.
- Want to take a picture? - Yeah.
What are you, a psycho?
Oh, I'm the psycho? I'm the psycho?
等等 等等 怎么回事
Wait, wait, wait. What's going on?
This perv just grabbed my ass!
That's what's going on.
Sir, you should go.
- Yeah. - Fine.
Not worth 50 bucks anyway.
She's past her expiration date.
There a man...
- Say you're sorry! - Sorry!
Hi. Julia Bechley.
I'm with Dr. Bechley.
- Dad-- - Allow me to personally apologize
-亲自向您道歉 -爸爸 你干什么
- for the misunderstanding. - Dad, what are you doing?
- Where are you going? - Going to Morton's
for a cold martini and a perfectly cooked porterhouse.
Sounds great right about now.
You're more than welcome to join.
爸爸 你是今晚的荣誉嘉宾 你不能走
Dad, you're the guest of honor--you really can't leave.
Yeah, well, I can't just tolerate this.
Down here--the quack doctor they have introducing me
is "Dr. John"--he advertises on the side of buses.
He has a fertility app. I'm a scientist.
Where's my car?
Screw the car. I'll walk.
do you wanna know what I think?
- I think you're hiding. - Hiding?
Pretending to be offended by Dr. "First Name Only"
When, really, you don't wanna accept a Lifetime Achievement Award,
because that means you'd have to admit
you're closer to the end than the beginning,
and that's too painful.
I'll go back in there.
- But we go for steaks after. - Deal.
And you introduce me.
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