You can spin it, as quick as you can,
and then you can see all the different colors like that.
It's really clever.
You didn't borrow my memory stick, did you?
It's got a picture of a vagina on it.
Printed on the actual pic or as a JPEG?
And it's yours?
The stick belongs to me but it's not my vagina.
What does it look like?
Sorry, do you think the terrorists
just sit around chatting all day?
Get back to work.
I bet some of them do.
You'd go mad otherwise, wouldn't you?
Do you want a biscuit or anything, Tuva?
-玛丽 你想吃饼干吗 -不想
- Mary, do you want a biscuit? - No.
They give you migraines?
Okay, right, I need a full update from all of you.
As you heard just now,
we have Jerry Bernstein from the NSA arriving shortly.
Oh my God, Jerry Bernstein's gonna be working with us?
And he is going to be our NSA liaison.
If you must speak to the Americans
you'll now go through him.
Is that gonna be a problem?
Absolutely not, I'm a huge, huge fan.
He and I had a lot of email back and forth on 9/11.
He's a terrorist?
No, Whitehall created the position
as part of our shared intelligence initiative.
Aside from providing a link to American resources
I'm told he has a wealth of experience.
Should I book Pizza Express in that case?
I suspect he'll be too jet-lagged.
I don't mind.
Sorry, so will he be here long then?
Yes, providing he plays by the rules.
All right mate, excuse me.
Mary, where are we with last week's cryptanalysis?
Can you stop doing that please?
抱歉 纸张被撕烂了 是我的猫干的
Sorry the pages are a bit ripped, it was my cat.
I'm worried he might have caught Huntington's disease.
亨廷顿氏舞蹈病是遗传性的[你生下来就有这病]You're born with Huntingdon's disease.
No, I wasn't.
It does not matter.
No, I've heard it's really serious.
Tuva, did you manage to hack the Scorpio server?
All the names and IP addresses,
plus recordings of their voicemails.
That's really good, Tuva.
Some of this is incredibly filthy.
Oh, I love that kind of stuff.
I can't take it.
You know you're not meant to eat it...
Latest systems update.
So all our main systems seem to be running absolutely fine.
We've still got a fair bit of chatter
to analyze from yesterday morning,
about 25% of that left to do.
Also, I did end up stumbling across
Matthew McConaughey's browsing history.
Why is GCHQ's center for cyber security
looking at Matthew McConaughey's browsing history?
I suspected a glitch in the system,
but I just thought I'd follow it up just in case.
Do you not want to know what he's been looking at?
Is it in the interest of national security?
Not really, no, it's lawn mowers, mainly.
Also we just lost our primary drone over the Iranian border.
I know, and to add insult to injury
the level three printer's stopped working.
Ooh, database breach.
Bank of England.
I've really gotta change that.
How do you get yours to just beep?
It's just set on beep.
I think this must be Elaine.
She walked down the aisle today.
抱歉 抱歉 抱歉
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Quick as you like.
Can you grab my luggage or do I need to do that too?
是的 对 没错
Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
No, I'll come down.
So great to finally meet you.
Sorry, do we know each other?
Oh yeah, I'm the one who used to send the NSA,
all the weekly cyber memos.
No way, I thought that was spam.
No, it was me.
Right, what was your name again?
好吧 约翰 我冒昧问一下
Right, John, do you mind me asking,
do you have dwarfism in your family?
I don't think, no.
Okay, well you should check.
Can you give me a hand?
好 我们走 办公室在三楼
Right, here we go, we're just up on the third floor.
Oh, oh no, don't use the wheels.
It's quite an expensive case.
Can you carry it in?
I won't be long.
Oh my God.
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