Yo, Creepy Eve. This ain't no peep show.
You deaf, yo?
So the Polk's are pushing on our block again.
They might as well just plant
a statue of a giant middle finger on our lawn.
Can't cure the world, Evie.
I can whine about it though.
Yeah, if you want to grouch out the place.
Yeah, well people are scum and our world is terrible.
Dad, where's Mom's necklace with the locket?
Uh, it's in the drawer.
Next to all of your unread mail. That's a great place to keep it.
What the hell happened to you?
Some kind of trouble at school?
Say hi to the old lady for me.
Yeah, I'mma tell her about this awesome new diet you got me on.
Oh, she'll scorch the earth beneath my feet.
Hey, why don't you stay through the commercial break?
Why don't you find some friends your own age?
Why don't you get some friends your own age?
It's another shining thing to report to Mom.
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No. Okay, okay, okay. I take it back.
- Just don't tell your mom? - Nope.
- Bye. - Bye.
Okay. Let's give this a shot.
My beloved, Lily Grayson...
I bring you gifts of life into death.
Commune with me.
Give me anything.
Just a tap or a burp.
Wes, that's enough!
Oh, God. We are so screwed.
You killed him.
Wes, what did you do?
You! Why are you spying on us?
I wasn't, I wasn't.
I can't breathe, I can't breathe.
"My beloved Lily Grayson"?
"I bring you gifts from life into death."
Yo, Evie thinks she's a witch or something.
I won't say anything, I won't say anything.
No doubt you won't. We should straight up kill you right now.
Shut up, shut up!
Listen to me.
I don't know what you think that you saw,
but I can guarantee you that it's not that.
And I can guarantee you
that if you go running your mouth about things
that nobody needs to know anything about,
my uncle will not be happy.
He'll mess you up.
You remember my uncle, right?
Sebastian. Diesel king of King's Point.
Yeah, of course you do.
Now, you may not want to believe this,
but nobody wants to be in this situation.
Okay? It was an accident.
Just like your mom a few years ago.
Nobody wanted that. We all liked her.
I cry about that junkie every night.
So don't go and let something unfortunate happen to your pops too.
Because if you say one word,
it's gonna be a whole lot uglier than
finding his face down in a puddle of his own vomit.
Do you understand?
Yeah, do you under-- Okay, good.
You're lucky Thur's such a gentleman.
We'll be watching you, Evie!
My name is Kelly Bernstein.
And I really, really hope
you're watching this out of boredom and not need.
I'm in the woods, near Mount Hood,
where my brother was last seen.
All the police found was his journal.
It's full of instructions on summoning... something.
I-I don't know. He just refers to it as "Her."
"She sees all the putrid, stinking filth in this world,
and she sees that I will rise above it.
I gifted her my blood...
I gifted her the possessions of those who scarred me deepest.
And in turn, I received her loving protection
against their awful stench, her vengeance.
For Thee who makest me, I shall come.
Thee who breaks me shall come undone.
"The mother's child..." -
What the hell's wrong with you?
What? Shouldn't be creeping up.
I'm sorry, Evie.
Just drop in to share
that we rolled a joint while we were studying.
Bro, I don't think they'll buy that I was studying for a test.
You're the one who killed the guy, so you have a better idea?
Oh, you want to come at me?
You used to cut our supply with that silk...
- and then pocket it! - That's a lot of money.
You may as well call that shit cyanide, man.
What did you think was gonna happen?
You both sold it, we both--
You both knew.
We were just following your orders.
We'll do it again.
It's just if it happens, we say that we were studying,
- but if they don't-- - Why would we be studying?
Because we have a test, because we're in high school.
And this way, we all know what we're doing.
When have we ever studied, man? They'll ask our teachers, dude.
Here goes nothing.
"For Thee who makest me, I shall come.
Thee who breaks me shall come undone."
I need your help!
On the next episode of The Birch...
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