Previously on "You Me Her"...
I'm her uncle. She's...
So, who was that chick who got dropped off
at your house two nights ago?
She's my niece. Jackie.
We have a serious fucking Lori problem.
Will Jack's niece be joining us?
- 杰克的侄女? - 她叫什么名字来着?
- Jack's niece? - What is her name again?
-哦 呃 依奇? - 依奇
- Oh, uh, Izzy? - Izzy.
Jack told Ava that her name was Jackie.
- 嘿 依依 - 嗯
- Hey, Iz. - Yeah.
Everything all right?
You think she's gonna come?
Are you absolutely sure that we've never met?
What the hell's in those woods?
My aunt and my uncle.
Shit, she's here.
We both know something weird is going on with them
and the niece that fell from the sky.
She's in there.
I've been going out of my mind
thinking about a married couple getting it on without me.
I'm jealous when you're with Andy.
I'm jealous when you're with Jack.
- 是吗? - 我也是
- You are? - Me too.
I'm gonna ask you to tell me exactly where you dropped her off.
Has anyone in this room ever had a threesome?
It's so porn-y.
That's often the case with porn...
which is what happens when you Google "Threesome."
Do guys actually want girls
to sit full weight on their face like that?
I just... I thought that was a figure of speech.
- 他怎么呼吸? - 他应该看不到
- How can he breathe? - It's not like he can see the chicks
making out or anything.
他的脸被... 被... 被完全盖住了
His face is... is... is totally covered.
- 就是这个理 - 哦 天呐
- I think that's the point. - Oh, my God.
I never knew porn could be this sad
and funny at the same time.
Hmm. You know what?
Why don't we try to find some tips?
You know, like,
in Cosmo or Men's Health
or The Smoking Jacket or something.
Been doing some research?
I did some for... for me and Emma.
Ooh, here's a blog...
"Six Easy Steps to Your First Threesome."
Here we go.
"Number one: Don't overthink or overprepare.
There's no right or wrong. Just dive in."
Doesn't that void two through six?
It does. It does.
So we should just...
Okay, let's get this party started.
-别 别这样 - 我们会把卧室的房♥顶
- No, don't do that. - We're gonna raise the roof
- 掀翻的 - 嗯 别这样
- in the bedroom! - Em, Em, don't do that.
什么? 开玩笑的吧 还是我们...
What? Was that a joke, or are we...
- 你是认真的吗? - 是啊 真的
- You were being serious? - Yes, that was for real.
You don't need to... You don't need to...
So I guess there is a right or wrong.
But this thing... What's... What's...
That's turning me on. What's that?
Ah, this is her pout.
She does this when she wants to get her way.
See? Look at this.
That's the one. You just want to have sex with it.
I do. I do!
Okay, guys, I'm all pouted out.
So, should we take a shower?
I don't know what's...
Mm, I do love showers.
And I... And I do love sex,
but maybe we should just keep those two things
separate for tonight.
S... so, what do we do?
Do you want us...
Well, here we go.
对不起 巴德 你得走了
Sorry, Bud. You got to go.
But he's so cute.
Mm, he's also chronically flatulent.
Yeah, that's not gonna work.
Hey, I think we're dancing.
- 你觉得是个好主意吗? - 没觉得
- You think that's a good idea? - No.
Don't think so much.
Just feel it.
To the music.
This is after tequila.
could you possibly maybe try just
getting a little looser?
Not so much shoulders and just, like, in the body.
就... 就...就 有点儿节奏
Like... Like, you know... Like, have some rhythm.
- 不对 为什么沉浸在一种...- 醉了的氛围? 我在做
- No. Why everything is stuck with their...? - Drunk? I'm doin' it.
There you go
You know what? Nope.
This... bad idea.
Let's just kibosh the dancing.
Well, in Jack's defense, he's danced like eight times
也就是婚礼上的 好多了 所以...
in the last 12 years, all of them at weddings, so...
Yeah, and you guys
have to swear to me and the universe
that you are never gonna dance again, okay?
抱歉 我... 我没有...
Sorry. I... I didn't...
- 哇哦! - 对
- It's wham! - Yeah.
- 哇哦! - 当我没说
- Wham! - Never mind.
Should we maybe try sitting?
- 坐下开始? - 对 对
- Start with sitting? - Yeah, yeah.
It's easier if we all sit on the same side or...
噢 噢 我没有...
Oh, oh, I don't...
- 我没有... - 你能坐过来点吗?
- I don't... - Can you move over?
Just a bit. Thanks.
I'll go in the middle.
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