Previously on "You Me Her"...
Then what are you doing here?
- 我在找一个女孩 - 我就知道!
- I'm looking for a girl. - I knew it!
Who was that chick who got dropped off
at your house two nights ago?
She's my niece. Jackie.
We have a serious fucking Lori problem.
Will Jack's niece be joining us?
- 杰克的侄女? - 她名字叫什么来着?
- Jack's niece? - What is her name again?
- 额 依奇? - 依奇
- Oh, uh, Izzy? - Izzy.
Jack told Ava that her name was Jackie.
Andy, why'd you follow me here
- 到... 到我叔叔家来? - 呵呵
- to... to my uncle's house? - Right.
You are too good for me. You know?
嗯 你知道吗 你说的对
Yeah. You know what? I think you're right.
You're not gonna make me drink this all by myself,
I've been working crazy hours
on this huge pitch for a... A fancy new theater
at The Hamilton School, where Jack works?
There's a million people I could come to for advice.
I come to you. I have a lot on my plate right now.
We agree that this is a business arrangement, right?
- 你从来没有兑换过支票? - 没有
- You never cashed the check? - No.
I love us.
你懂的 不止是性♥爱♥ 是我们每一个人
You know, not just the sex, but, like, us.
What are you thinking?
What are you thinking?
I'm thinking that a college student
slept between us in our bed last night.
Yeah. After we all had sex together.
我觉得这... 这才是重点 亲爱的
I think that... that's the headline, honey.
And she's still here.
She's in the bedroom while we're gonna head off to work.
我... 我觉得有些怪异 如果我觉得有些怪 这会很奇怪吗?
I... I feel weird about that. Is it weird that I feel weird?
Remember that recurring dream I kept having,
where we were both in that Porsche,
like 90 miles an hour,
laughing and drinking,
and then we look at each other,
and we realize that we're both in the backseat
and nobody's at the wheel?
Yeah. You had that dream again?
I need you to tell me that we're not
in the backseat while our life
is just crashing through a guardrail,
down a mountain to a fiery, horrible end.
不会的 瞧 我们都做出了自己的选择
No. Here, we made a choice.
This was a choice, here.
我们... 我们做这个选择时 是清醒的
We... we did it with our eyes open
and our hands on the wheel.
我们知道我们在做什么 我们 我们也会
We knew what we were doing. And w... we can...
And what we do next is... is up to us.
Wait. Did you just shrink me?
I don't know what you're talking about.
But your hour is up.
放轻松 亲爱的 我们都会迟到了
Easy, tiger. We're gonna be late.
Well, your hand down my pants is sending me
a pretty mixed message right now, I have to admit.
Oh, well, look at that.
- 是啊 - 我的错
- Yeah. - My bad.
So, d... did we all profess our love to each other
last night, or did I just imagine that?
I had time to sift through the forensics
while inspecting the ceiling last night,
and here's what I came up with...
Izzy said, "I love us."
不是你 不是我 是我们
Not you, not me, us.
Like the three of us, together.
Right. So when we said it back,
we didn't really mean "I love you,"
we just were celebrating?
是我们 现在情况就是 我们三个一起
Us, the situation, the three of us together.
What does that mean, "The three of us together"?
Are you referring to like
us actually physically together in the bed,
or, like, are we a... are we together, together?
Like the three of us could be dating?
Like the three of us are seeing each other?
I mean, I don't even know how that would work, physically.
How could we... ? If we walk down the sidewalk,
people wouldn't be able to get around us.
Like, society would crumble.
The whole pedestrian system w... would fall apart.
I mean, would Izzy sit between us
at the movies and hold a pop-corn
What about Christmas and Thanksgiving?
Would she come with us, with our families,
sitting down at dinner?
And we are back to the fiery, horrible end.
God damn it, you slut.
Oh, hello worst decision ever.
嘿 听着 抱歉
Hey, listen. I'm sorry, okay?
If it helps, I kind of hate myself right now, too.
你知道的 我不是那种人 你也不是
You know, I'm not that guy and you're not that girl.
- 这只是... - 我们就是这种人 安德鲁
- It's just... - We are what we do, Andrew,
the accumulation of our choices.
Can we just agree to blame Izzy
and move on with our lives like this never happened?
There they are.
Hi, my two lovers.
I'm totally gonna rock that word
and just put the onus on everybody
to figure out if I'm being serious or not.
-嗨 - 嗨
- Hi. - Hi.
Well, someone's having quite the morning.
I copped a feel, too, so...
He's doing very well this morning.
Well, that hardly seems fair.
You look really nice.
- 好吧 喔 呃... - 什么?
- Okay, wow. Um... - What?
呃 我 呃...
Uh, I, uh...
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