Previously on "You Me Her"...
I don't know what you think you heard...
You mean the part about Izzy not being your niece
or the part about you guys paying her to have pervy
- 那部分? - 什...什么? 没有 爱娃! 没有
- three-way sex with you? - Wh... what? No, Ava! No.
We got some negotiating to do, don't we?
Weinstock is retiring as dean,
and he's recommending me as his replacement?
It won't be official until the Alumni Board approves it.
- 校友董事会? -什...什么?
- The Alumni Board? - Sor... sorry?
Lori has just accepted a seat
on the prestigious Hamilton School Alumni Board.
Whatever. Izzy really digs you guys.
What? She likes us?
- 她对你说的 还是... - 猪头 用点儿心
- She say that to you, or... - Shitheads, focus.
We're gonna do something other than sex.
We're gonna hang out together.
Maybe this is doable, the road less traveled,
the relationship more populated.
Why does it have to be scary?
This is you inviting me to move in?
I'm actually confused.
Did you think this was permanent?
You don't deserve me.
This doesn't change anything, Trakarskys.
Our arrangement continues, even if that one's over.
Honey, just let it go.
You know, I'll... I'll tell my mom.
Oh, I dare you.
No, I double fuckin' dare you.
Go back inside and tell Mommy right now.
But know this, and know it real good.
You are gonna have two adults right across the street from you
spending every waking moment plotting your hideous ruination,
and those adults know dozens and dozens of other adults,
many in the fields of higher education
and law enforcement. And here's the cherry
on the top of your shit sundae, little girl.
A lot of them would leap at the chance
to take down a smug, over-entitled Ava.
That's right. Your name will become the darkest of insults.
"哦 天呐 她有够爱娃的"
"Oh, my God. She is, like, such an Ava."
And while I've never played the game myself,
I hear soccer is so much easier to play with two healthy legs.
所以 你可以选择揭发我们 你也可以选择睡觉 小女孩
So you can narc us out, or you can sleep, little girl.
But I wouldn't recommend both.
Do you know what I mean?
- 是吗? - 是...是的
- Yes? - Y... yes.
- 好了 - 是的 女士
- Okay. - Yes, ma'am.
I'm glad we understand each other,
and don't call me ma'am, you little shit.
Let's go make a god damn baby.
Go to bed, little girl.
I'm sorry, honey.
I mean I was totally feeling it,
and then I just wasn't.
It was a dumb idea.
Izzy peeled out of our lives like 10 minutes ago.
Was it a mistake?
什么? 整件事 还是和依奇分手?
What? The whole thing, or breaking up with Izzy?
Either way, I don't know.
I mean, maybe it was inevitable.
You know, maybe it never could've worked.
It's not what people do.
Is that a reason to not do something,
just because other people don't?
说真的 是的 我想也许是的
Honestly, yeah, I think maybe it is.
哦 天 这主意现在听起来好极了
Oh, my God. That sounds so good right now.
Here we go again.
哦 依奇 你看上去有麻烦了
Oh, you look troubled, Iz.
I smoked everything in the house.
So 10 minutes earlier,
you would've caught me apple-bonging chamomile
and a dead house plant.
So it's over this time?
Like, for real?
Do you want to tell me about it?
Do I really have to?
No. The whole affair was a sprawling field of peril.
Doesn't really matter what IED you stepped on.
So are you sad?
I had an epiphany
while I was standing there in my pajamas
in the middle of suburbia
surrounded by normal families living normal lives.
They didn't feel the way that I felt.
They were bored, and I was just something different.
I almost got married when I was 18.
Trans Appalachian, right?
Yeah. I was so in love
that I couldn't eat or sleep or breathe.
It just, like, sat right on my chest, you know?
Yeah, we even found this cute little hippie church in Sonoma.
he exacted me that we were gonna escape
into our three-dimensional YA trilogy...
He told me that he should probably go
to this Brown University place.
My bags were packed when he told me.
Yeah, I think back,
and I realized that he was just,
like, too hot, you know?
You can't trust men with that much power.
You know, when I want to for whatever sick reason
I can still feel what I felt then,
just like I'm dead inside,
So, um, Lee put an entire continent between us,
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