Boys are assholes.
Some are assholes all of the time.
All are assholes some of the time.
It's just how boys are.
Maybe not all boys.
Go get her.
Go get her and do what?
It's a dance.
Dance with her.
You know I can't dance.
Tonight, you can.
You've got this.
You've been taking lessons.
I've been watching Strictly Ballroom.
Stick with me.
Can you do that?
Stick with me?
What? What can I do?
Well done, Clay!
Mostly, boys are assholes.
- girls can be evil. - No!
Little light housekeeping?
-是啊 我刚要去洗衣服 -是吗
- Yeah, I was just going to do laundry. - You were?
I don't think I've ever seen you do laundry.
- I live to surprise you. - Really?
Oh, honey, did you have an accident?
妈妈 我不是七岁小孩了 昨天晚上太热了
Jesus, Mom, no, I'm not seven. I got hot last night.
I can take those.
- I can do my own laundry. - In 17 years,
I've had no evidence that's true.
I'm doing a load anyway.
Family breakfast in ten.
We're still attempting that?
Attempting and achieving.
Good morning, pal.
Dad, we talked about "Pal."
Good morning, honey.
Did you shower?
I totally showered.
I feel it's possible you didn't shower.
I didn't shower.
Did you shower last night?
Look, I just...
I turned the water on just now,
and I thought about it all, the whole thing,
脱掉衣服 洗着头发 然后我...
taking clothes off, dealing with hair, and I just...
I couldn't do it.
Look, we shower, like...
every day, and it's just...
I need to discuss something with you.
Oh, shit, I gotta go.
I'm meeting someone at Monet's for a school project.
Love you guys.
It's possible there's something going on with him.
Can I have a triple Americano to go, please?
My name is Clay.
Thank you, Theresa.
What a pretty name.
And what a pretty girl.
With her perfect family.
Coffee together, every morning.
Your opening paragraph is so strong.
I love the parallel you make between
Snowball in Animal Farm and Hosni Mubarak.
But here's the thing... then you get more general.
You just need more specifics.
Got it. Yeah, you're right.
And you're also very nice, Courtney.
Everyone says so.
You're really blowing up this morning, sweetheart.
Social or school?
Uh, it's a big test.
You know, everyone's freaking out about it. It's the usual.
You're nice to everyone...
all the time.
I should go.
I have to stop by the florist
on the way to school, for Hannah's memorial.
Oh, hey, don't forget dinner tonight with the Simonsons.
Bring a friend from school.
- Oh, maybe Marcus. - I do love that Marcus.
He's a good one. You'd make beautiful babies.
天啊 亲爱的 你不能这么说
Dear God, honey, you cannot say that.
Why not? It's a hypothetical.
It is racist and it's sexist.
Marcus and I are just friends.
I should go. See you tonight.
- Yeah. Have a great day. - Go kick ass.
All right. Love you.
You're one of the most popular girls in school.
And you are just so...
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