who moved to another school district.
Which, as it turns out, was very unfortunate.
That's for another tape.
Are you following me?
Um, I'm ahead of you.
This is a disaster. We're walking in the same direction.
Pretty much the end of the world.
Impossibly Perky Counselor Lady can't turn out to be right.
你觉得她养了多少只猫 五只 七只
How many cats do you think she has? Five? Seven?
I was thinking 12.
-它们全都很胖 还喵喵叫 -很吵
- And they're all, like, obese and purr... - Really loud.
Where you going, anyway?
回家 我住在布里斯托尔路上 你呢
Home. I live on Bristol. You?
I'm going to Monet's for a hot chocolate.
Hot chocolate. Intriguing.
Especially as the day is warm.
Hot chocolate is the cure for all things shitty in life.
I got shit that needs curing, too.
Thus began the story of Monet's,
the story of a friendship.
Yeah, Kat was the best.
When she moved, I just...
Yeah, well, it sucked.
I leave friends behind every two years. We're always moving.
Parents on the lam?
Dad in the Air Force.
So you're always the new kid.
I had this friend, Amy.
I told her everything,
including my series of embarrassing sex dreams
featuring various Avengers, including Scarlett Johansson.
And then one day, you know, the moving trucks come.
I'm like, "Bye! Don't tell
anyone about that Scarlett Johansson thing!"
But she posts about it because
that's the only communication you have anymore.
And, of course, it ends up getting around your new school.
And gets completely twisted.
So you end up That Girl.
I am so That Girl.
I'm That Other Girl.
Stupid Mrs. Antilly.
Bitch is good at her job.
It was a hot chocolate friendship,
good for cold months, but maybe not perfect for all seasons.
Jessica. Hey, Jessica.
Why are you avoiding Mr. Porter?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You took off when you saw him. Does he know about the tapes?
Are you crazy? Shut your mouth.
I'm just trying to figure this out.
Then listen, don't talk.
But what happened to Justin? Why isn't he here?
I don't know. Mr. Porter pulled him in yesterday,
then he walked out of
Porter's office and out of school and vanished.
Is everything okay with you guys? You're together, right?
对 我们是在一起 恩爱得很
Yes, we're together, and we're fine, okay?
Thank you, Clay.
- I didn't mean to-- - Forget it.
Just... don't believe everything you hear.
For a while, we were the kind of friends you wish you had.
We did disgusting things like...
And compare what we bought.
That top is perfect for you.
It shows too much of my arms. They're so fat.
I have substitute teacher arms.
And talk about boys.
We've got a stalker.
Play it cool. Three o'clock.
It's after three.
No, three o'clock. Directional.
Oh, my God, your dad is a fighter pilot.
He's a logistics expert, mostly.
Look over there.
He's checking you out.
-他看的是你 -是你 他挺帅的
- He's checking you out. - No, you, and he's cute.
- He's alone. - So?
So that means he doesn't have any friends. That's weird.
We didn't have any friends two weeks ago.
We saw you staring at us
and wondered which one of us you were checking out.
Oh, I wasn't.
Oh, come on, don't play dumb.
Do we look dumb?
No. I mean, no.
Have you ever heard of the male gaze?
Well, we have.
And we're not totally sure what it means,
but you have it.
You should at least explain why you're sitting alone.
My friend thinks that makes you weird.
Are you weird?
Well, I can't objectively answer the "weird" thing,
but I'm sitting alone 'cause I just moved here.
I don't know anybody.
What's your name?
Okay, Alex Alex Standall...
we are prepared to invite you
to our table if you can answer one question.
What is depicted on the
giant painting they just hung on that wall?
It's a... giant bleeding man?
Good enough. You're in.
好吧 谢了 加入什么啊
Okay. Thanks. Uh, what am I in, exactly?
If you have to ask, you don't know.
And just like that...
two became three.
It's for my food blog.
And, like, before you know it, you're best friends.
别急 小伙子 你得去一趟办公室
Not so fast, young man, you're wanted at the office.
Why? What for?
Surprisingly, they don't send a complete explanation.