Before we start, uh, tonight's scene work,
I just want to take a moment to talk about our craft.
So what is acting?
I mean, when an actor acts, what is he or she...
Well, on one level, the answer is simple.
They're making believe.
They are pretending.
But on a... on a much deeper level, we need to ask ourselves...
what is really happening.
Well, you need to ask me.
I think I'm the only one here who doesn't have a roommate.
What's really happening... and I want you to listen carefully...
What's really happening is that the actor is playing...
Because, after all, what does God do?
God says "Here is a world," And bam!
That world exists.
God says, "Here's life," And bam again!
God says, "Here's death," And boom!
The darkness returns.
So what does this mean to us?
How do we take this information
and bring it into our work?
The answer, my dear colleagues, is that, like God,
we must love our creations.
We must imbue them with life,
with character, with hope
and dreams and fatal flaws, and then...
we must let them go.
Because in the end...
is letting go.
Yeah, uh, Sandy?
Uh, I have an audition tomorrow for a shampoo commercial.
How do I love that?
Wash your hair before you go.
听着 热爱角色 而不是追求名利
Okay, love of character, not the pursuit of fame or money,
is what separates the great actor, the true artist--
桑迪 还有一个问题 是潘婷的广♥告♥
Yeah, uh, Sandy, one more question. Uh, it's for Pantene.
Doesn't matter what the shampoo is, okay?
- Just wash your hair. - Thank you.
That's why he's Sandy Kominsky and we are not.
Fuck it. Let's get started.
Sorry I'm late.
I assume you had a hard time picking out the scarf.
Oh, really? Really? Right out of the gate,
you wanna bust my balls.
They are a low-hanging fruit.
Um, I'm gonna have a Jack Daniel's on the rocks
and a diet Dr Pepper with a straw.
I absolutely loathe the way you drink.
The Jack keeps me from killing myself,
and the Pepper keeps me regular.
So, how we doin' on the sitcom?
Forget it. You do not wanna be in the sitcom.
What are you talkin' about?
Those little pischers on the Big Bang thing,
they're making a million bucks a week.
桑迪 那种东西没营养 就是垃圾
Sandy, it's pablum. It's crap.
You're one of the all-time great acting coaches.
What's it gonna look like, you doin' a network sitcom?
So I didn't get the part?
CBS wanted to go more ethnic.
Bu--Look at this profile. Who's more ethnic than I am?
Wait a minute. They're casting a black guy
to play Josh Gad's grandfather?
They dumped Josh. They got some rapper, Ludacris.
Ludicrous, my ass. It's bullshit.
不 那是他名字 卢达克里斯
No, that's his name. Ludacris.
- What's his name? - Ludacris.
-我说的荒唐 -不 那是说唱歌♥手的名字
- I said ludicrous. - No, the rapper.
What about the rapper?
Jesus Christ! You didn't get the sitcom.
- Shit. - Yeah.
看啊 为了你 他都是跑过来的
Look at this. For you, he runs.
Thank you, Alex.
They said they'd keep you in mind
for a recurring role or maybe a guest spot.
Please don't sugarcoat it. I'm a grown man.
I'm not sugarcoating. I'm...
She's great. You know, she's...
She's a terrific kid. I don't know how I'd run that school without her.
Well, yeah. Her mother did a wonderful job raising her.
别忘了 我也有抚养她 诺曼
Don't forget, I raised her, too, Norman.
Does she know that?
not that great.
So this last round of treatment...
Didn't really... didn't really have an effect.
I'm so sorry, Norman.
Sandy, she'd, uh...
really love to see you.
Well, I'd love to see her if I could,
if that's all right, you know?
你当然可以 随时都可以 你知道的
Of course you can. Any time. You know that.
-很好 我会去的 -什么时候
- Great. I'll do it. - When?
I don't know. I'll... I'll figure it out.
There's nothin' to figure out.
There's things. There's things. I mean, I'll let you know.
It is fine.
Which is what I said.
不不 你说的时候带了小情绪 你说的"好吧"
No, no. You said it with an attitude. You said, "Fine."
Forgive me. Fine.
Jesus, let's just order.
So how's your love life? Are you still seeing, uh...
What's her name? Triscuit?
Tristin. And no.
Oh, that's too bad. She was kind of cute.
Well, we didn't have much to talk about.
You know, she was half my age.
Listen, half your age is still an old woman.
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