So I would make sure that both those slices
of cake are completely equal.
Why would you even say that?
That's not even a part-- you're just making this up.
By the way, this is your one hour of video games for the night.
Are you sure you want to spend it arguing about a piece of cake?
Man, you are a natural-born father.
Well, I've always kind of grooved to the crazy kids.
Did you always know you wanted them?
How about you?
I mean, kids were never that important to me.
My sisters got two, I mean, they're great kids.
But it was never like I had to have one, you know?
Yeah, Alex is pretty clear about the fact that--
That, I do know.
Before she agreed to go out with me,
she said I needed to know three things.
One, she spits on other people when she gets excited.
She hates being called "Alexandra."
And she's done having kids.
And you said okay.
没关系 世事多变 皮尔斯
It's okay. Things change, Pierce.
I mean, I love Alex.
And I want kids.
You said it out loud. How'd that feel?
I don't know, I don't know.
Give it to me!
Do I want to know?
Your flash mob would have rocked.
Maybe next year.
When I was a dance teacher...
You taught dance?
Mostly kids, so sweet.
Why did you give it up?
Well, one summer Mr. Andy went away and Ms. Ava came back.
That was a little hard to explain to the parents,
so the studio let me go.
I still miss it.
- Do me proud and show me your moves. - Okay.
- Ready? - Right.
Five, six, seven...
In pre-op, we're supposed to help the patients relax,
which is why you're all leaving.
离开这里 再见 各位妓♥女♥
Get out of here. Farewell, hookers.
- You mean "Hoofers." - No.
Um, Ava, you can't wear makeup in surgery.
I need to get a nurse to take it off.
Please, I can deal with anything if I feel beautiful.
It's hospital rules.
Anesthesiologist needs to see the color of your skin and lips
to make sure your blood is properly oxygenated.
If it's your kids you should take it.
One quick text, and thank you.
You promise you won't laugh?
I want four kids, a mini van,
and to be, like, the most glamorous soccer mom
that all the other moms hate.
Oh, you don't need to be glamorous.
They'll still hate you.
Because you work, and bring lousy snacks,
and once, one time,
I parked in the handicap spot because I was running late.
Big families are the best.
Are you gonna have more?
I thought I was done,
but my boyfriend and I have some issues we need to explore.
Ava used the words "Makeover."
I don't remember the rest.
Am I--am I pretty?
That lipstick is nice.
But you can't wear any.
We're gonna have to take it off.
How about a compromise?
When I was still a boy in the schoolyard.
and the boys don't pick me for dodgeball
and the girls don't want me touching their dolls,
and recess just never ends.
-你拿到结果了吗 -没有 但是...
- Did you get the results yet? - No, but...
Can anything be done about it until we do?
Then allow me to live in hope.
I love hope.
I also love SPA days.
Is that my makeup kit?
Yeah. I figured a woman as pretty as you
knows a thing or two about makeup,
maybe even threading eyebrows.
We could do that,
or we could, and it's just a suggestion here,
get rid of your mustache.
I don't have a mustache.
Just little one.
-不行 还要几分钟 -好痒
- No, a couple more minutes. - It's itchy.
- I think I'm done. - Trust me.
No one knows more about hair removal than a trans woman.
You said you always knew.
When did you let other people know?
I was nine.
And I got into my mother's makeup
'cause I wanted to make myself look pretty
for Sunday night dinner with the family.
They weren't even surprised.
The thing is, I looked pretty.
I looked right.
- And you never had any doubts? - Zero.
I mean, I'm a woman.
What nature confused, hormones put right.
In my entire life,
I have never been that sure about anything.
I've noticed that about you.
Yeah? Do you know what I've noticed about you?
Your muzzy was out of control.
You're killing me.
Am I making those smacky sounds again?
You're not making any sound.
You're the one who always wants to talk about his feelings.
I learned from you.
Come on, Harrison. Talk.
You were up front from the beginning
and told me you didn't want any more kids.
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