Hey, guys, I have an emergency at the hospital.
"Lights and Sirens?"
This is Dr. Alex Panttiere.
I have an emergency operation at St. Matthew's.
I need "Lights and Sirens."
Whoo. And I need hugs and kisses.
- Thank you, guys. - You got it.
You used "Lights and Sirens" to get here?
Mr. DeLuca needs surgery.
Mr. DeLuca's having a lung biopsy.
He's hypertensive, and the OR had a slot open,
so I rushed over here.
That's how much I care about my patient.
Yeah, and that's just how much you care about your car.
Okay, it's the only way I can blow her out on the road.
0 to 80 in 6.4 seconds,
and I brought you pretty firemen to look at.
Now, Mr. Cecil, I don't want you to worry
if you feel a few twinges in your groin
where I stitched you, okay?
That's normal after surgery.
I'll check on you in a little bit.
I put in the room with the pretty nurse.
I like one with a big booty and broad shoulders.
Let's not pop your stitches.
I'm not dead yet.
Ah, I love the smell of lung burning
first thing in the morning,
but a wedge resection at the periphery is so by the book.
I heard that someone at Loyola University
got to do a percutaneous valve in valve procedure,
but I'm not complaining.
Oh, come on, you always complain.
You're usually on auto-complain, Pants.
Now, is it so terrible to want the occasional Pancoast tumor?
Or a stab wound involving the subclavian artery?
I think I have MRSA.
- It's a rash. - Please don't tell us where.
I think I got it in South America
when I was volunteering for Doctors Without Borders.
Sounds more like Doctors Without Condoms.
It's not an STD, and it's not contagious
unless you have skin-to-skin contact.
好吧 你那什么脱落了 记得找我
Okay, if your zeezee falls off, call me.
You know, you're gonna need a course of teicoplanin IM,
and those really, really hurt.
MRSA's only contagious if it's transmitted through saliva or,
um, sexual contact.
If you want teicoplanin, the CDC will require a screening
of everyone you've had, um, um,
skin-to-skin contact with over the last six months.
My zeezee is fine.
Please don't talk about your zeezee in front of me.
Hmm, a Klatskin tumor with reconstruction of the portal vein.
Okay, how the hell do you do that?
You have a blob of bile duct on your shirt.
Oh, you're so lucky.
- Ah, good morning. - Hey, Dr. Harrison.
Hey, David, Marty.
Lynn, how's the cold?
Oh, it's all better, Dr. Harrison.
- You know their names? - Yeah.
- You know they have them? - Yeah.
胎记小哥 蛋白粉兄 接发妹
Birthmark, Protein Shake, Hair Extensions.
I'll--I'll see you at home later.
Home? My home?
Yeah, of course my home.
抱歉 你是在担心吗 女朋友
I'm sorry, did that throw you off, girlfriend?
没 没 没
No, no, no.
I mean, most of my stuff's still at my place,
but I can come grab my toothbrush
- unless you can handle it. - Oh, oh, bring it on.
I like being at your house.
I like being with you and the boys, unless--
Oh, you like Max's food.
He's an artist in the kitchen.
Babe, I'm bored.
You want to have sex?
You're using me for sex because you're bored?
Yes, I'd love to have sex.
It's Mrs. Lawson's liver.
Oh, I can't compete with that.
You're just saying that to make me jealous.
Aw, you guys are so cute together.
Dr. Shane said to give this to you.
It's a new patient he wants you to handle.
All right, you.
I asked for Mr. Perry's labs an hour ago.
I want you to call your parents and tell them
they wasted their money sending you to medical school.
It wasn't me, Dr. Shane.
Uh, and you can do exactly what I told her.
You're doing great.
-谢恩医生 -你拿到资料了 棒
- Dr. Shane. - You got the file. Great.
Yeah, you know what? I've actually been getting referrals
for patients all by myself for years now.
Patient's presenting with severe pelvic pain and night sweats.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're chief of surgery,
but I think I still control what patients I take on.
* Worry *
Well, of course you do, Alex.
Emily, just sing.
You know it'll calm you down.
* Why do I let myself worry *
* Wondering what in the world did I do *
I'd like you to meet your patient, Beth,
and that's her sister, Emily.
* Crazy for thinking *
* That my Love could hold you *
But you don't want the case, so..
* I'm crazy for trying and crazy for crying *
* And I'm crazy for loving you *
So, Beth, you've been feeling nauseous and having night sweats?
And Emily, have you experienced
any of the discomfort your sister's having?
- I'm the healthy one. - Ah, not entirely.
You get short of breath when I'm not doing all the work.
Want to hear a Siamese twin joke?
I'd like to hear your heart.
Man walks into a bar and says,
"I was dating a Siamese twin for a while,
but then I got bored."
美剧 | 心跳（2016） | 导航列表