Too tilda Swinton.
Today is my first day back at school
Since coming out to the entire world.
I couldn't sleep at all last night.
Luckily, jimmy was willing to stay up with me.
Okay, if we stay dedicated,
We can binge-watch every season of "Game of thrones"
In one night. Are you in?
That's like 50 hours of television, Jimmy.
You don't think we can do it?
改变时间的运作方式? 不 不 我觉得咱们不行
Change how time works? No. No, I don't think we can.
I hardly paid attention, because I just kept thinking,
"我是同性恋 而且现在大家都知道了 那么他们会..."
"I'm gay and now everyone knows it, and what'll they... "
Wait... are those two dudes doing it?
Why are you all staring at me?
We were just talking about you,
So when you came in we stopped.
Don't worry, bro...
When people at school call you names and bully you
and make fun of the way that you run and throw and talk,
I will protect you.
I will be your one-handed knight,
and you'll be my little, bastard brother.
This is a lot on your shoulders.
You're the first out gay kid in our catholic school.
So I just want to say...
I wish you'd taken a minute with your hair.
I spent an hour on this.
Can you wear a hat?
Okay, I just don't want to make a big deal out of this.
I mean, it's the same school.
I am the same kid as I was last week.
他们只是 你懂的 知道了...
They just, you know, know...
New information about me.
That's a great way of looking at it.
It's kind of like, uh, you won the lottery.
Mm, or killed someone.
What? You gave him an outrageous example, too.
I just think it's smart to stay under the radar.
Look at me and your father.
We're not advertising that we're getting a divorce.
That's why your father is living in the basement,
And, in six months time,
He will quietly move out in the dark of night,
and everyone will forget we were ever together.
I thought I was living in the basement
- 是因为对孩子好 - 对 也有那个原因
- because it's better for the kids. - yeah, that too.
Okay, I'm gonna go get this over with.
I'm gonna make it through the day
with as little drama as possible.
Dear, sweet, gay kenny.
I had to see your adorable face one last time
before it's hardened by the cruelty of your peers.
Oh, my god. Is that a pimple?
As if your day couldn't get any worse.
Off you go.
Okay, you got this.
No one is even looking at you.
So the jocks noticed me.
They're probably coming up with dumb names
to call me like "Femmy kenny," Which doesn't even rhyme.
It's only an assonance at best.
Oh, my god, I am so gay.
Why did I have to come out now?
Why couldn't I have waited until college?
I can only imagine how these catholic-school kids see me.
嗨 肯尼 我听说你...
Oh, Hey, Kenny. I hear you'are...
A fag?! What?!
I know that's what you're all whispering about me!
I was going to say, I hear you're running for treasurer.
Appreciate your vote.
Kenny, you've put us in quite a pickle.
Is it bad to say putting a pickle in something
to someone like you?
Don't answer that.
Um, how is this gonna go down?
Well, you did use one of the banned words,
which include but are not limited to
狗屁 婊♥子♥ 猪脑子 二♥逼♥ 荡♥妇♥
Ass, bitch, butt-head, douche, slut,
Okay, are you sure you should be reading these out loud to me?
So, what to do with you.
On one hand, you're the bully,
but on the other hand, you're the victim,
so I guess they're just gonna cancel each other out.
That's a wash.
Just get back to class.
That is a great idea.
I'm gonna go and blend in.
Yeah, I'm really looking forward
to your election speech for treasurer this afternoon.
I completely forgot that was today.
Whole school's gonna be there to watch you,
plus the kids who are home sick.
We got a webcast now, you know.
What happens if I don't make my speech?
Then madison chartoff will win, and no one wants that.
The chartoff dynasty ends here!
What are you doing with my couch?
Waiting for you to pick up the other side of it.
It's for my living space in the basement.
Oh, no. You can't have this couch.
It's the anchor for the room.
Fine, I'll take the, uh, armchair then.
No, the armchair balances out the couch.
And how about the pillows? Are these load-bearing pillows?
They're my pop of color!
Oh, you can have this magazine.
实际上 你不能拿杂♥志♥ 我还没看完呢
Actually, no. I'm not finished with it.
You know what? Never mind. I can see where this is going.
Looks like I'm doing some furniture shopping today.
I'm going with you.
No, you're not.
You are terrible at big-ticket purchases.
Now look, I know you think I can't handle this,
but I know how to do things
and I am perfectly capable of buying myself a couch.
You can't get it at sports authority.
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