is not punishable at this school.
Well, it should be.
Yeah, and that tie you're wearing is awful.
I'm a vice principal.
Everything about my life is awful.
Okay, so we have the floral settee,
two wall sconces, three-piece vanity set.
Great choices, Eileen.
Hey, what do you think about this mug?
Uh, that's mine.
Were you in our break room?
You know, it would really help out a lot
If there were labels for the sections
比如说你看... 高尔夫区... 网球区...
That you have... golf, tennis...
- 关于那个是"好"还是"不好"... - 妥妥的"好"
- Was it a "Yay" Or "Nay" On... - definitely "Yay."
等等 发生什么了? 怎么就好了
Wait a minute. What is happening here? Yay.
What? We don't need all of this.
Yes, we do.
We are furnishing our bonus room,
which is doubling as a guest room.
For when the twins visit from alberta.
Right. They need a place that feels like home.
Cheryl, could you give us a minute, please?
Eileen, what are you talking about?
We're supposed to be lying to save a little bit of money,
and now we're getting all this crap that we don't even need.
I had to make something up
before you jumped in and told her the truth.
But why are we even lying?
All we need is a couch.
Just tell her that we need a couch.
You don't understand how this works.
You're right. I don't know how this works.
I don't even know what any of this is. A sconce?
Look, if this is the type of help
that you're here to give me, I don't want it.
I'm going home where everything makes sense
and I can use any mug I want.
你不是要把我丢这吧 好的亲爱的 谢谢
You're not leaving me. Okay, honey, thanks.
I'll have a pretzel, too... with cheese!
He already knows that. He's my husband.
What are you doing?
I'm trying to get some behind-the-scenes footage
For the documentary I'm making about you in a.V. Club.
什么? 不要 为啥啊?
What? No. W-w-why?
The public's clamoring for it.
You're famous now.
I already have $4,000 on kickstarter.
I do not wish to be photographed,
especially under these fluorescents.
This has gotten way out of control.
I can't run for treasurer today.
I have to figure out a way to get kicked out of school,
You want to film something, Doug?
I am so, so sorry!
I know this has been a hard day for you,
But there's no other way out for me!
Oh, this is going viral.
This is not what www.SaintBarklays.Com/stucouncil
was created for.
I mean, like, I guess you have no choice
but to send me home, right?
I mean, you said it yourself...
you have a zero-tolerance policy.
对一般人 是的 但是你很特别
For regular people, yes, but you're special,
and special people get special treatment.
Figured that one out the hard way.
Are you saying you are not going to punish me
no matter what I do because I'm gay?
这是你说的 不是我 但没错
Those are your words, not mine, but yes.
好吧 他让我别无选择... 要上核武器了
Okay. He left me no choice... the nuclear option.
Vp Murray, this policy...
is the lamest ass
tickling sucking thing I have ever heard!
I love your energy! Now get back to class!
Thanks for getting me from school without telling my mom.
Thank you for the 50 bucks.
50? You said 40.
I rent the chair, jimmy.
It's either that or I give you a perm.
I could rock that. Can I do shampoo tomorrow?
Tomorrow you'll be at school.
Well, yeah, until I get busted for beating up another kid.
Kenny's still gonna be gay tomorrow,
and I'm still gonna need to protect him...
Unless he becomes one of those big, buff gays.
也不用 其实... 我打算永远都保护他
Yeah, no, I'm actually... I'm gonna be doing this forever.
You can't do that forever.
There's jerks everywhere.
Look, the jerks are never going away.
You can't beat all of them up.
I think the best way to help Kenny
is to let him know that you're there for him...
and maybe use your words instead of your fists.
嗯 谢谢了 朱迪阿姨
Yeah. Thanks, aunt Jodi.
And I think it's really sweet
that you want to defend your little brother.
Well, hopefully ladies decades younger than you
will think it's sweet, too.
There you are. I've been looking for you.
Are you sick?
No. I'm watching my program.
Do you do this every day?
When my schedule permits
and nurse Phyllis is feeling lonely,
所以 没错 就是每天
So, yeah, every day.
And it's a commercial,
so, whatever you wanted to say, do it quickly.
I can't make this speech.
I mean, I'm gonna go up there and no matter what I say,
They're not gonna hear it...
They're just gonna think I'm the gay kid,
you know, who started a smear campaign about his opponent.
Hey, did you know the a.V. Club
is making a documentary about me?
Yeah. I gave a short interview.
I said we suspected you were gay,
But we never knew you had this mean streak.
How did this get so out of hand?
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