Everything I've tried just makes it worse.
I've got to get out of here.
I've never cut school before.
You never punched an asthmatic kid before,
so today's a day of firsts.
好了 在这儿 我还找到了两个多余的烛台
Okay, here's this, and I got two more sconces
that'll look fabulous on either side of that dart board.
And the couch?
It'll will be here and very comfortable
in six to eight weeks.
Well, it's a custom fabric,
but don't worry, the vanity is arriving tomorrow.
Is this how it's going to be om now on?
I'm gonna have to live down here like some little mole person
on lawn furniture because you don't want
To tell the truth to strangers?
Look, you know I don't like to lie,
but what I like even less
is having people talking about me and judging me.
Oh, Eileen, the only person judging you is you.
I mean, what even is this?
I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing!
I just bought this bowl full of useless balls,
And I paid full price, and it's hideous!
Well, I could've used the bowl
for chips or something.
We just walked right out of school,
And no one arrested us.
- 别出声 - 抱歉
- Shh. - sorry.
Um, why have I never done this before?
Keep it together, Kenny.
We're gonna hang out in the basement until school is over,
Then we're gonna go in through the front door.
If they catch us any earlier,
We'll say we got sent home for lice.
What if they check us for lice?
You keep an emergency bag of lice in your pocket?
This isn't a game, Kenny.
Who are you?
I can totally see why people get seduced into a life of crime.
Breaking the rules is so fun!
What the hell are you doing here?
Shannon made me cut school!
We got sent home for lice.
This is why I work alone.
Why aren't you in school?
I'm sticking with the lice thing all the way to the end.
I have had a day from hell,
and I am not going back to school
To stand in front of an auditorium
filled with people to give my treasurer speech.
I can't stand them looking at me and judging me!
I totally get it.
You and I will live in the basement.
We'll order from amazon fresh, and I'll home school you.
I've got a beautiful settee coming in six to eight weeks.
No. That is not how we are going to handle this.
Now, look, I might not know where to buy a couch
or what a sconce does,
but I do know a little something about feeling ashamed,
and hiding out down here and lying to salespeople
to avoid their judgement is not a solution to anything.
A little something you guys don't know about dear old dad...
back in high school, kids used to call me "Fatty patty."
Because I was fat.
Anyway, the worst part of it
was that I loved to swim,
but I refused to get into swim trunks in front of anyone.
The names kept coming.
Porky patty? piggy patty?
Yes, like that.
My point is...
Fat sajak! I knew I had one.
但是 最后 我对自己说 啥也不管了
Eventually, though, I just said screw it.
I'm gonna swim. I don't care what anybody says about it.
And you know what I did? I swam.
Every day. And guess what happened?
Swimming is how I lost the weight.
Okay, um, if you're suggesting I start swimming,
I'm a little afraid that might fuel the fire of some rumors
that I may or may not have started about myself.
What I'm saying is that what people think or say about you
Shouldn't stop you from doing what you love...
Like being treasurer.
Yeah, don't let being gay stop you from being lame.
I think your father's right.
Just take it, pat.
I guess, because you were fat, I'll go back to school.
And what was your plan, anyway?
I don't know, I figured I'd drop out,
get my g.E.D., go to community college.
No son of mine who's not jimmy is going to community college.
And I hope you'll vote for me for treasurer,
because I would really treasure it.
谢谢麦迪森 刚才的演讲真的是... 挺长的
Thank you, Madison. That was...long.
Uh, next we have Kenny O'Neal,
A very special student who is just like everyone else,
except for one glaring difference
which I'm not allowed to talk about.
Uh, I am Kenny O'Neal.
You may have heard some things about me today.
uh, some of them are true.
Most of them are not.
Some of them may remind you of a "Pretty little liars" Episode.
Um, this morning...
I gave myself an ugly, ugly label
because I was afraid that...
one of you was going to give it to me first.
Um, but the only f-word
I want to be associated with is "Fiscal,"
Because I am fiscally responsible
and I'd love for you to call me your treasurer.
I have something to say!
My brother is gay,
and I love him.
And I just want him to know it.
好的 谢谢 吉米
Okay, thank you, Jimmy.
And I accept you for who you are. Okay.
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