she will never speak to me again.
You know what? I'm just gonna go ahead and say it.
Dad has a strong jawline and eyes you can get lost in.
-当然 - 朝着黄♥片♥出发
-Sure. - pornward!
So, the hit biscotti and baskets took
with the edible arrangements boom was tough,
but the bloom is definitely off of that rose,
and we're ready to expand our workforce.
I never liked edible arrangements.
The only way to make a pineapple into a flower
is if you save the hard middle part.
Why would I send a bereaved loved one
cut fruit you need to keep cutting?
Sorry about your dead parent.
Here's the worst part of fruit.
"Congratulations on the new baby.
Here's more work for you."
I like you, Eileen O'Neal.
I like you, Michael Gregory.
So, I have some great ideas for your shop.
我想着 其实 比工作经验更重要的是
I think, actually, even more important than "Work experience"
is that I've been making gift baskets
for school and church auctions for years.
I have some photos if you'd like ...
Oh, don't worry about that.
You wouldn't be ... actually making the baskets.
额 好吧 我还喜欢烘焙呢
Oh. Well, um, I also love to bake,
So if biscotti making is my game ...
不 不 不
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
We have a master biscotti maker.
Went to school in florida.
Whoa. Hard to beat that.
So, uh, if I wouldn't be doing biscotti
and I wouldn't be doing baskets,
What would I be doing at biscotti and baskets?
You'd be more of a do-whatever-I-need sort of gal.
You good at following orders?
Um, I would love to show you some examples of what I could do
if you'd be willing to expand the job description
just a skitch.
Oh, god, she's opening it!
That's who she's on a date with?
That guy does not ski.
Mom's into koala bears. Huh.
All right, I will take a look at what you have here.
Hi, I'm so sorry.
Just want to do homework so bad right now.
Kenny? What are you doing?
You're wearing your christmas lipstick for him?
I'll be in the car.
Sorry we're interrupting your date.
How you doing?
我叫帕特 正如你所见 我带着枪呢
My name's Pat, and as you can see, I carry a gun.
It's not a threat, just a fact.
Please write down your income and pass it back to me.
What is going on? I am not on a date.
This is a job interview.
We'll talk when you get this number up a little bit.
I am so sorry, Michael Gregory.
I know this is very unprofessional.
Oh, I don't care.
You seem mean and I like that.
Besides, it's notbiscotti and brain surgery.
You got the job.
You got a job?
You got a job! Hey.
It feels so good to know you want me.
But I... I'm gonna have to pass.
Well, I... think I have more to offer
Than you're looking for,
and now that I know I can get a job,
I... I'd rather wait for something more worthy of my time.
I get that.
But sometimes you aim for broadway
And land at biscotti and baskets.
I cannot believe you thought I was ready to date.
- 当然不! - 好吧
- No! - okay.
I mean, what if he has a dog?
Or a cat? Or hobbies?
I'm so glad to hear you say that,
'cause I'm definitely not ready to date, either.
Maybe we should lay down some ground rules
for when we are ready.
They're just so smug.
I mean, you know who else could do your job, pal?
- 行 不要找珍妮·罗伯森 - 什么?
-All right, well, no Janie Robertson. - What?
She's divorced now and she likes to play volleyball in a bikini.
Okay, no Janie Robertson, no firemen.
Oh, would you look at that.
It's not spring yet after all.
Ah, chicago, you got us again.
Spring doesn't always come all at once,
and after a long winter,
It's easy to get ahead of yourself.
The O'Neals all put on shirts a little too early this year.
Yeah, that's... that's me.
This one's on the house, Kenny.
But then, out of nowhere,
Just the right amount of sun broke through.
Really? Um, thank you.
Thank god. I am hung.
Kenny, I realize with your hairy legs and your hairless torso,
和半羊人一样... 一半人 一半羊
You could be a faun... half boy, half goat.
And winter returns.
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