Doing all right with that monster bag of yours?
Mm. I infused my water with lemon and cucumber.
Now, if "Wild" Taught us anything,
It's that we are all capable of more than we think.
Also, don't do heroin in an alleyway
Or someone might steal your wallet.
Ah, damn it!
I blew a flip-flop.
Why would you wear those hiking?
You said that we were camping,
which means that we sleep in a tent
and we eat beans and then we go home.
Not to worry. I have an extra pair of timberlands in my bag.
What? You brought an extra pair of hiking boots?
Yeah, I didn't want to end up like Reese,
You know, when her toenail falls off
And then she throws her shoe in the canyon.
And then she screams because it reminds her of shooting a horse.
Didn't really get that part.
Well, hey, thank goodness Kenny's prepared.
Hate to risk your feet with the regionals next week.
Oh, that reminds me.
I was gonna save this until later, but...
I have so many questions.
Um...I mean, most of them start with...why?
Well, they're for your meet.
I got them made for the entire family.
所以呢 如果远足受了伤 你就不能摔跤了
So, if you can't wrestle 'cause you hurt yourself hiking,
I'm just gonna be a guy with a boy on his shirt.
A boy in a leotard.
But that's not gonna happen, thanks to Kenny.
You're really turning into quite the outdoorsman.
Well, out of the closet and...
Into the woods!
How was confirmation class?
Oh, you know,
不过是圣父 圣子 圣灵罢了
just the father and the son and the holy spirit.
I know you weren't in class.
Aunt jodi said she saw you at the mall.
Do you trust that yossi guy?
'cause I'm pretty sure that dead sea lotion
Comes from a dirt lot in Naperville.
Do not change the subject.
Why were you not at confirmation class?
Because I don't want to get confirmed.
Shannon, this is not your choice.
Actually, it is my choice.
Confirmation is supposed to be
the first adult decision I make in the church.
And before I make that decision, I have some questions.
Fine. What do you want to know?
Well, to begin with,
if the first two people were Adam and Eve,
where did Cain and Abel get their wives?
I am sick of this sass.
Do I need to bring in the special forces?
Do you want me to call Father Phil?
Mm, not especially,
but you just have to do what's right for you.
而且 只是小小失礼 并非冒犯
And that was shade, not sass.
Well, thanks for bringing this, Kenny.
Gosh, I never even knew
There was such a thing as a collapsible banjo.
Yeah, saw it on "Shark tank."
Mark cuban shot it down, but I believe in it.
Well, nature calls.
If I scream once, I need more leaves,
and if I scream twice, there's a bear.
Your extra-credit hiking boots are killing my feet.
Oh, well, - I have epsom salts, moleskin.
I may even have an extra pair
- 内含凝胶的鞋子 如果你想要的话 - 好 我知道了
- of gel inserts in my bag if you want me. - Okay, we get it.
You're the best camper in the world.
好了 你可不可以冷静下来 稍稍住嘴?
Okay, will you please just slow your roll a little bit?
- 你这样让我看起来很逊- 对不起
- You're making me look bad. - I'm sorry.
I'm not -- I'm not trying to make you look bad.
I'm trying to make me look good.
Look, I want to be a part of all the...O'neal men traditions.
你知道的 像男孩打仗啦 抓奶龙爪手啦
You know, boy battles, nipple pinchin'.
This trip wasn't about you proving your manhood.
It was a chance for me to soften up dad
for the news I'm about to drop.
What is it?
I'm gonna tell you,
but you have to promise not to tell dad.
I quit wrestling.
I quit the team.
There are no regionals next week.
Uh, there are. I am just not in them.
Jimmy, wrestling is your whole entire life.
He is making some very, very poor fashion decisions
based on it.
- 这样会让他疯掉的 - 我知道!
- This is going to kill him. - I know!
That's why I haven't told him yet.
But thank you for -- for spelling it out for me.
I'm sorry, but I have something that is going to cheer you up.
You brought hot chocolate?
...it's mexican drinking cho-- you know what?
Just why don't you enjoy that?
- 别忘了加"配菜" - 忘不了
- Don't forget your garnish. - No.
I like sandwiches!
Good morning, camper.
It is 6:30. Yeah.
Up and at 'em.
This is balls.
This is worse than "Naked and afraid."
I'm just -- I'm cold and I'm very frustrated.
So, while I was meditating with the sunrise,
I was thinking,
You should just tell dad the truth about wrestling.
I have a better idea.
Last night, - while I was tossing and turning,
I came up with a brilliant plan.
I am going to physically injure myself.
- 啥? － 爸爸自己说的
- What? - Dad said so himself.
If I'm hurt, I can't camp and I can't wrestle.
简直是左右连击 一石二鸟 双管齐下
It's a one-two punch. It's two birds, one stone.
It's two for the money! Bang, bang!
Did you eat those berries I told you to put down?
Of course I did, and they were delicious.
The points is, is that I'm not gonna do anything permanent.
You know, just something that takes two weeks to heal,
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