and then wresting season will be over.
I have 10 toes.
感觉... 我也就需要两个而已 其他八个正好多余
That's, like... eight more than I need.
- 不要啊 - 来呀 小伙子们!
- No... - Let's go, boys!
- 今儿一天还长着呢! - 不行 吉米
- Tough day ahead! - Okay, no, Jimmy.
You need your toes. You need all of your toes.
- 告诉爸爸事实就好了 - 抱歉 肯尼
- Just tell dad the truth. - I'm sorry, Kenny.
I know you love my toes, but they got to go.
Thank you so much for coming, Father Phil.
Oh, my pleasure.
I actually like making house calls.
It's fun to walk down the street in my priest outfit.
Well, I had to do something.
It's my responsibility as her mother
To make sure this confirmation happens.
After that, she can send herself to hell.
Well, rest assured, Eileen.
I've talked to grooms with cold feet, grieving widows.
I even had a walk-on part as a chaplain on "Chicago p.D."
So a doubting teenager is a piece of cake.
Oh, I hope so.
I've succeeded in getting two catholics confirmed,
But this third one is teetering on the brink.
Yeah, I said I've got it.
Go forth, father.
Come on back down if you need me.
I don't think I will.
- 谢啦! － 够够的了!
- Thank you! - Enough!
Look, my mom inviting you over
is a little too "exorcist" for my taste,
but I have questions
and no one is willing to answer them.
Well, that's what I'm here for.
Now, what are you curious about?
Is it the immaculate conception?
Because a lot of people confuse that with the virgin birth.
No, that's kid stuff.
Let's not waste each other's time.
What I'm curious about is the pope.
Well, fire away.
How can a group of fallible men
elect a fallible man as their leader
who then becomes infallible through the election?
The pope is only infallible in matters of faith and morals
when he's speaking ex cathedra.
好吧 听起来像是只做最适宜的事 不过就这样吧
Well, that seems like cherry-picking, but fine.
Next question -- if all god's children are created equal,
how come that infallible man can't be a woman?
This is why I chose a profession
where I couldn't have children.
All right, you guys hang out here for a second.
I'm gonna go see if I can spot shadow lake from up there.
Oh, hey, Kenny, you didn't happen to bring any...
That's my boy.
Which one of these rocks looks like it'll cause
the most amount of injury but the least amount of pain?
Just stop. Stop.
Breaking your toe is not the answer.
This is the part in "Wild" where Reese sees the fox
but it's not really there.
It's not there, Jimmy!
I'm sick of being held to an impossible standard!
I'm -- I'm not a champion wrestler.
I'm not Reese Witherspoon.
This is it. This is definitely the one.
好了 你去分散爸爸注意力 我把这石头砸脚上
Okay, go distract dad while I drop this on my toe.
I always assumed my straight brother
had an easier time bonding with my dad,
but maybe it was harder
because the bar was so much higher.
I'm gonna get you home with all your toes.
How are -- how?
By setting gay people back a hundred years.
I can't do this!
My calves are cramping,
and I'm missing a "Housewives" reunion.
I just -- I can't carry this bag another step.
I need to go home.
What? But you were doing so great.
I'm sorry. I hope you're not too disappointed.
I'm not disappointed.
I'm proud of how much you've done
and that you were willing to even give it a go.
Well, guess there's only one thing to do.
- 回家? - 我要给我一个脚趾头以你命名
- Go home? - I'm gonna name a toe after you.
No, nobody's going home.
Jimmy, you're gonna have to carry Kenny's pack.
- 奥尼尔家的男人从不言弃 - 不 不 我觉得这不好…
- O’neal men don't quit. - No, no, I don't think that's --
没事的 他能行 别担心
No, he'll be fine. Don't worry about him.
It'll build up his endurance. It's a win-win.
Two birds, one stone. Two for the money.
I'm so sorry.
What do you have in here, rocks?
Aw, come on. I don't want to hear any belly-aching, Jimmy.
This is gonna be great training for your meet next week.
And if you win, you're on to state.
I already got a great idea for the shirts, too.
It's gonna be a picture of jimmy
wearing the shirt on the shirt.
Okay, stop making shirts!
I -- I quit the wrestling team.
- 上周 - 还好 那还有时间
- Last week. - Well, then there's still time,
'cause you're gonna go back to that coach on Monday,
tell him you made a mistake,
and ask him to get back on that team.
No, I'm not gonna do that.
- 我讨厌摔跤 - 你说什么?
- I hate wrestling. - What?
And also, camping sucks
and should involve way less walking.
And by the way, Kenny was pretending to be weak.
He is a -- he is a very macho homosexual camper.
How'd it go?
Uh, uh, not well.
Uh, Sh-shannon has a lot of difficult questions.
But isn't it your job to have the answers?
I mean, isn't that why I asked you over here?
Isn't that what you promised me you'd do?
Enough with the questions. You both are relentless.
I have to go.
But you said it'd be a piece of cake.
What about the grieving widows?
What about "Chicago P.D."?
我被开除了 好么?! 我偷♥窥♥到的!
I was cut, okay?! I looked in the lens!
Shannon, I don't know what you asked father Phil,
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