but he ran out of here like he'd seen the devil.
Where did she get a fire ladder?
That's so well-anchored.
Shannon, it's your mother.
I have left several messages, and I think I tweeted at you.
What is the point having a cellphone
if you don't answer or call me back?
Oh, someone's calling.
该死的! 是朱迪 等一下
Oh, fish! It's Jodi. Hang on.
朱迪 什么事? 发生紧急事件了
Jodi, what is it? There's an emergency.
Shannon's run away from home, and she's abandoned her faith
and her family, and I have no idea where she is.
I just saw your tweet.
She's at the mall again, and she just sold me a pretzel.
What? What are you talking about?
She works at Tilly's pretzels.
Apparently, that's why she was here yesterday.
She has a job? She's 14 years old.
She makes pretzels like a 20-year-old.
Maybe you should come by and get her,
and then you can meet Yossi while you're here.
He's having a great deal on hand lotion.
It's only 99 bucks a bottle.
If you buy one at full price first.
No, I'd rather wait for her here.
And I need to see if it sticks with Yossi
before I buy any product.
Look, I know this male-bonding trip sucked for you guys,
but I have to say, it was a personal triumph for me.
I'm gonna press these wild flowers in a memory book.
Okay, why don't you two stop acting
so macho and actually talk?
好吧 吉米 你准备好和我谈谈了么?
Fine. Jimmy, are you ready to talk yet?
No, I'm not.
See what I'm dealing with?
I'm gonna go watch the bulls in my divorce apartment
I mean my basement!
As annoying as I found their straight-male rituals,
there was only one way to fix this.
Straight guys are so simple.
See? You love this.
Why on earth would you want to give it up?
Because you put too much pressure on it.
Me being a wrestler is the only thing you care about.
That's what you really think?
You even took me on a camping trip,
and all you could talk about was the match.
I took you on a camping trip because you're my son
and I like to spend time with you.
And, sure, I like that you're a wrestler.
- 看你比赛非常享受 - 享受?
- I enjoy going to your matches. - Enjoy?
You had t-shirts printed for the whole family with my body on it.
I mean, I look good.
Well, listen, if I'm pressuring you,
It's because you're really good at wrestling
And I think that's your ticket into college.
So I can be a wrestler in college?
No, so you can be in college.
I don't know if you pay attention when your grades come out,
but you get what we generously call an athlete's report card.
So, you really wanted me to wrestle for me, not for you?
听着 我认为 只要你上了大学
Look, as far as I'm concerned, once you get into college,
I don't care if you ever wrap your arms
around another man ever again.
当然了 至少 来拥抱一下你的老爸吧
Unless, of course, it's to give your old man a hug.
See? That's much bet…
I'll think about it.
Why do I keep my keys in my back pocket?
All right, let's just get this over with.
So, is this how it's gonna be between us?
One day, your father will move out,
Jimmy will move out, Kenny will move out,
And suddenly I'm just renting a room to a lying pretzel maker.
我撒谎了 对不起 妈妈
Look, I'm sorry I lied to you, mom,
but I knew you wouldn't let me have the job.
All this time, I thought you were in confirmation class,
taking a step towards adulthood.
I am taking a step toward adulthood.
I've been working.
I was there for less than two weeks,
And they made me shift manager.
I have the combination to the safe.
听着 莎伦 我不知道还能做什么
Look, Shannon, I don't know what else to do.
Your being confirmed is very important to me.
Isn't that reason enough to do it?
I love going to church as a family,
But I also have a questioning mind,
and it's hard for me to believe in things I don't see.
That's why I love my job.
I know what I'm doing, I know why I'm doing it,
and I know who I'm working for.
Okay, then let me ask you a question.
- 你见过蒂莉吗? - 没有
- Have you met Tilly? - No.
And yet you trust that at the end of the week,
This Tilly lady will write you a check
for all the hard work you've done.
And then you take that check and you deposit it in a bank
And trust that they'll keep it for you.
Well, actually, Tilly sold the company
to a private equity firm in 2007,
But I get what you're saying.
I guess if I can give our failed banking system so much leeway,
maybe I could do the same for god.
You're smarter than most people.
You get that from me.
So, I'm not gonna make you get confirmed,
And I'm not gonna make you quit your job.
I'm gonna trust in your maturity to make the right decision.
I mean, you bought yourself a fire ladder.
I bought fire ladders for the whole family.
There's one under each of your beds.
You people never plan for disaster.
Where you off to?
- 格斗练习 - 真的?
- Wrestling practice. - Really?
It is a good path to college, and it's easier.
School is hard.
Where you off to?
I figured when it comes to god,
It's like putting your fingers
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