It's funny 'cause you said "Hump."
- 不好笑 - 好吧
- No. - No. Okay.
All right, let's be our best selves.
帕特 把独木舟买♥♥了 吉米 衣服收裤子里
Pat, sell that canoe. Jimmy, tuck in your shirt.
Shannon, push those bingo cards.
And you... keep it in your pants.
- 谢谢 - 莎伦 你好啊
- Thank you. - Hello, Shannon.
I will take four cards, please.
But everyone's looking to you to set the bar.
You got to go high, Father Phil.
Well, I took a vow of poverty.
Does your Lexus know that?
Everything is beautiful.
If god played bingo, this is where he'd do it.
I’d... like to think so.
Good evening, Father. Ugh.
It's Marcia Worthman and her big mouth.
How's my fake smile?
Great. How's mine? Mm.
Congrats on your little bingo night.
It's amazing you were able to do this
in light of the kenny situation.
是 谢谢你啊 玛西亚
Yeah. Well, thank you, Marcia.
I do what I can for the church.
Mimi started it!
That skinny little tramp is all hands.
What? There's an emergency?
Oh! I'll be right there. Okay.
You know, it's hard, eileen.
Kids seem like they're going on the right path,
Then they can just... veer off.
Well, my kids are all on the right path, so
I'm not forcing you to break up,
but, because I care about you,
I want you to spend the rest of the evening
getting a glimpse of what your future could be.
By the way, they can smell fear.
Oh! Nothing better than mashed potatoes.
Just pour that gravy like you mean it.
Oh! Hello, corn on the cob.
Honey, honey. Isn't this beautiful?
We have to bid on this.
Hey. Wow, look at this, huh?
- 多好的船啊是不是? - 是啊
- Great canoe, huh? - Yeah.
你知道吗 特别有意思 我刚才本来要竞价的
You know what's crazy is, I was gonna bid on it earlier,
but then I heard that the west nile virus is back.
Can you believe that? Ohh.
我不知道 只是 你想把这两个联♥系♥在一起
I don't know. It's just, you put two and two together.
The canoe's got to go in the water, right?
My question to you is, how's your immunity?
Are they bidding?
Everything's going smoothly.
The chicken's cooked all the way through this year.
And the gossip's quieting down.
And the bishop will be here soon,
So I can ask him about that letter for Jimmy for Notre dame,
and I sent Kenny and Mimi to work in the nursery.
That'll scare them out of having sex for another 20 years.
I already scared them out of having sex. Remember?
You can never be too scared.
Your mom's right. This could be us one day.
Wouldn't that be awesome?
Doesn't this all feel a little fast?
I mean, I had a really interesting talk
With a prostitute today
who made me think maybe we should, you know,
slow things down a little bit.
You're telling me this now?
After we've had four kids and have another one on the way?
What are you talking about?
If you wanted to slow things down,
you should have said something in high school.
Now let's put on a movie for the kids.
You know how horny I get when I'm pregnant.
It's just poop.
I don't want to have four kids with Mimi.
I have to come out.
But I think that was primarily
cause it smelled like socks and tacos.
Dad? I need to talk to you.
What? What's up?
I have something pretty important to tell you.
I have tried to tell you this before.
不对 其实 我没有
No, actually, that's not true.
I've sort of started and then I've changed the subject.
But anyway, what I'm trying to say is
and please don't tell mom yet.
I don't want to have sex with Mimi
or any other girl.
Vaginas scare me.
That feeling never goes away.
Thank you for that.
I'm not sure you understand what I'm saying.
No, I get it.
I thought I handled it by taking you to a prostitute,
but that's not parenting.
And it stops now.
Eileen, what's your 20?
What are you doing?
We're having a family meeting.
Who's ready to play bingo?
Pat, can it wait?
Bingo's about to start. I'm handing out daubers.
There's a major problem with the brownie bar.
I'm on my way.
Knew that'd get her.
There's no problem with the brownie bar.
No, but there's a problem with us.
We don't talk about things.
Pat, there are 200 people out there.
Now is not the time for this.
It's never the time, but now works for me,
So we're going with it.
Now, Kenny, this morning,
You had a very healthy sexual appetite,
And now you don't ever want to sleep with a woman.
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