Mom's trying to soften up grandma
By cooking her corned beef and cabbage.
good. I thought we got skunked.
Eileen, I'm so proud of you.
And I fully support you telling your mom the truth.
I am, however, gonna try and get Agnes to sign
This legal zoo document locking down those bears tickets first.
Totally get it.
And I will do everything I can to help.
Okay. this is how it's gonna go down.
Shannon, you get in there
And you give her that completed coloring book.
Jimmy, show her that you finished the puzzle.
Yeah, actually, Shannon finished it for me.
You can take the credit.
I'm already wearing her purple corduroy overalls.
Mom, she's had three glasses of sherry.
She's in there smiling at nothing.
Now, you get in there,
And you tell her how much you hate dad.
That's right. Hey, don't sugarcoat it.
一 二 三
One, two, three.
The scandal isn't that she's black, grandma.
It's just the name of the show.
Well, it's confusing.
So, uh, do you remember when Joan and Ted kennedy got divorced?
嗯 肯尼迪一家 多伟大啊
Mm, the kennedys. Saints.
Yes, but they got a divorce.
I think the pope pardoned Ted on that one.
And Alex Trebek, by the way. Also divorced.
So he could live with his mother.
What are you getting at?
Why all this divorce talk?
I have something to tell you.
Before you do, I have to tell you something.
Eileen, this corned beef is really good.
- 但是? - 没有但是
- But? - No but.
You have made a lovely meal. Hmm.
Oh,but I cut you off
What were you saying?
This is your moment.
你已打动了她 加油妈妈 快说呀
You softened her up. Do it, mom. Do it.
I was going to say...
I have to get dessert.
Am I eating the same thing as grandma?
All that woman ever talks about
are the two things I've done wrong in my life.
The first was being born,
The second one was getting pregnant out of wedlock.
I have been waiting my whole life
for the feeling I just got from that corned-beef compliment.
And let me tell you something.
It's worth staying in the closet for.
And I'm not saying this to hurt you,
but the corned beef really wasn't that good.
She's just drunk.
I don't care if she stays drunk for the rest of her life.
I like her this way.
I guess she wasn't ready, but it's not for me to judge.
Everyone has to come out in their own time.
Oh, there it is.
Show me the puddin'.
Oh, is that my favorite?
Bread and butter pudding. It sure is.
Oh, Agnes. I thought I was your favorite?
Oh, Pat, you're a rascal.
Well, Eileen, you have really outdone yourself.
Oh, thanks, mom.
Kenny helped with the dessert.
It looks a little dry.
Do you want some sauce, grandma?
No, thank you.
You want somebody less saucy to give you sauce?
I know you think I'm a silly old woman
And you've been mocking me and my beliefs,
But even if you don't care what I think,
You should care about what god thinks.
No, you don't. God doesn't accept you.
He thinks you're broken, and I do, too.
I didn't think anything grandma said could upset me,
But I was wrong.
That's enough, mom.
My son is not broken,
and if you want to talk about someone
who's not accepted by god, you can talk about me.
Pat and I are getting a divorce.
对 不是她的错 艾格尼丝
That's right. and it's not her fault, Agnes.
It was a mutual decision.
So, you can say whatever you want to say now, mom.
Are you choking?
Is this what we're doing?
We're letting god take out grandma?
I told you it was dry.
Come on, everyone. We need to get to church early.
We have a lot of work to do.
Let's get going. You heard your grandmother.
I want this family in the front pew
So the holy spirit can blast us right in the face.
Oh, in the splash zone.
Dad, why are we going to church with this woman?
Bears tickets. Why are you doing it?
This is ridiculous.
Everybody is acting like nothing happened.
It's classic irish-catholic denial.
It's the one thing they love
more than corned beef and cabbage.
No, it's not.
Oh, my god. I'm doing it.
I call back right!
At least Shannon, Jimmy, and I can still take communion.
You sure can.
I hope the foreign priest isn't leading mass.
I can barely understand a word he says.
Those New York accents can be pretty crazy.
You missed the turn.
Nope. I didn't.
Why are we stopping at cousin Gary's?
I've decided that your visit's over
and it's time for you to learn about sikh culture.
They just celebrated Hola Mohalla.
You should ask him about it.
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