And, look, there's fathers and sons all over the place.
- 哦 爸 他们不是 - 啊呀 我现在看到了
- Oh, no, dad, those aren't... - oop, now I see it.
But those guys are playing "Settlers of catan."
They're about my age.
- 我准备过去勾搭他们了 - 当然了
- I was gonna go over there and talk to them. - Yeah!
Do you think you...you could...
Oh, I get it.
I get it. Cramping your style.
I'm just gonna pay for this "Tegan and sara" CD,
And I'll be out of here, okay?
帕特 奥尼尔 你在这干嘛?
Pat o'neal, what are you doing here?
嘿 扎克! 最近如何?
Hey, zack! What's up?
嘿 怎么了? 没啥
Man, what's going on? Not much.
Oh, I haven't seen you since you transferred, right?
Gosh. How's Christie?
哦 额 你还没听说吧
Oh, um, maybe you haven't heard.
Uh, I came out,
所以 克里斯蒂很生气 和我离婚了
So Christie is, uh, mad and, uh, divorcing me.
Well, that's a...that's a bit of a curveball, zack,
And I'm gonna throw one right back at ya.
I'm getting a divorce, too.
额 这是我的儿子 肯尼
Uh, and my, uh...my boy, kenny,
Recently came out, as well.
So, I knew about this coffee shop.
We thought we'd swing by and check it out.
Well, this place is pretty much the heart of the gayborhood.
Hey! Now there's the wordplay this place is missing.
What else should we be doing?
We got, we got gay karaoke.
We got gay yoga.
We got gay vegas,
But you have to go to vegas for that.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Uh, do you have anything else going on today?
Well, actually, a group of us
Are going over to play gay dodgeball.
Yeah, it's probably the most fun all week.
我是指 你该加进去 适合所有年龄段
I mean, you should join. It's all ages.
Yeah, that actually sounds amazing.
Is it cool with you, dad?
I don't see why not?
I can't believe it.
This is what I've always dreamed of
Hanging out in boystown
With my own group of gay friends.
Let's dodge some balls.
And my dad?
我是说 或许 我从心底就知道 帕特和我之间的问题
I mean, I guess, deep down, I knew that Pat and my problems
couldn't be resolved after our first therapy session.
I would pay anyone anything to listen to my problems.
Only therapy I've tried is aromatherapy.
Even that felt like defeat.
Eileen, who's your therapist?
Larry and I are on the outs, too.
I'll get his card.
I'm actually a licensed therapist in japan.
I did not see this going this way.
I thought all those women would be against me,
But now that I've opened up, they're all on my side.
It's like after hillary lost the iowa caucus in '08.
Then she cried,
And everyone rallied around her in new hampshire.
You have made yourself relatable.
Whatever's happened, the women are sharing.
And Nancy spent her son's entire college fund
on DraftKings... All $40 of it.
Maybe I am this kind of person
who opens up and talks about their feelings.
Maybe I can be their...
what's the word?
- "朋友"? - 就这个!
- "Friend"? - that's it!
tall guy, let's go.
Okay, next, I take Dr.Filbert
Because I owe him $3,000 in medical bills.
Thanks again for the shorts, Dr.Filbert!
Oh, this is a tough one.
Is it, dad?
Well, on one hand, kenny is my son.
On the other hand, I choose Doug.
- 太好了! - 什么鬼?
- Yes! - seriously?
Oh, don't look at me like that.
It's just a game
A game that I have to win, which I can't with you.
Love you. Mean it.
Picked last again.
The only difference
between gay dodgeball and straight dodgeball
is that I'm wearing someone else's shorts.
So, we're texting, and then he just disappears.
Apparently, that's called "Ghosting."
And then he shows up, and he says to me...
他说 "我还活着 能帮我免费剪个头么?"
He says, "I'm alive. Can I have a free haircut?"
Jodi, look at me.
鬼... 根本... 不需要... 剪头
Ghosts... don't... get... haircuts.
Block his number, you know why?
Because ain't nobody got time for that.
Eileen, you're so emotionally intelligent!
I wish I would've come to you sooner with my problems.
Why? So you could throw a pity party two months ago?
玛西亚 你看 所有人都发过言了
Marcia, you know, everyone else has been sharing.
Is there anything you want to talk about?
Things are going quite well in my world. Thank you.
- 一点问题都没有么? - 没有
- Everything's fine, no problems? - zero.
It's funny because I heard
that your sister's fast-food franchise has been struggling.
Turns out there's nothing fast about a drive-through salad bar.
But she's working through it.
You know, I think it's safe to say
this is not the book club that we signed up for.
Everyone else seems to be having a great time.
Well, I vote for it going back to being a regular book club
Where the focus is on the book.
I think you're the only one
not getting something out of this,
But if you want to put it to a vote,
Everyone who agrees with Marcia,
Raise your hands.
Fran, come on!
I... think I vote with Eileen.
Oh, my god.
Everyone who agrees with me?
Well... I've had about enough of this.
And by the way...
You are no longer
allowed to use my barnes & noble discount.
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