You know, I think that's the first time I've ever voted.
What is barnes & noble?
Well, ladies, I think this was a very successful meeting,
And we should end it on a high note.
So, we'll see each other next month.
But there's still so much to talk about.
We just scratched the surface
Of Fran's relationship with her mom.
Wait, what? We're still talking?
Guess who has a case of Charles Shaw
In her trunk!
- 棒呆! - 不 不!
- Yes! - no. No!
- 不 - 不可以
- No! - no.
I dodge bullets for a living!
You're gonna have to try harder than that!
哦 对不起 肯尼
Ooh, sorry, kenny!
不不不 我没事 我没事
No, no, no, I'm fine. I'm fine.
I'm sure I can relearn how to read and write, eh?
喔 好的 好的
Ow! Okay, okay!
And proud! Shut up, zack!
My fun introduction to the gayborhood
Has turned into my worst nightmare.
Meanwhile, my stupid dad's become the mayor of boystown.
If only you were asian, Pat.
You're back in, Kenny!
No, you're not!
I am your son by blood!
Don't hate the player! Hate the game!
I hate both the game and the player
Who's not even supposed to be here!
I mean, you're not even gay!
You're not gay?
THIS IS GAY DODGEBALL.
You can't play if you're not gay.
But I made him, and he's gay.
Should've picked me.
我做了 我电♥话♥了拉里 我和告诉他一切都结束了
I did it. I called Larry, and I told him, it's over.
Do you have an extra bed?
I'm totally happy to bunk with you
If you have a pillow top.
Are those my slippers?
We have the same-size feet.
We can share shoes all the time.
Let's have a sleepover! Yes!
I just want to get away from the diapers.
It's so much.
There's probably poop on my dress.
Would you excuse me for a moment?
You know, there's coasters there you could be using.
Let's open another bottle!
I cannot believe these women.
They're lying around on my couch, drinking my wine,
Acting like they live here.
I know. That's my thing.
I'm surprised you're sober.
I prefer to be the only one drinking.
I don't like to see myself in other people.
Mom, this party's getting out of hand.
Someone just kissed the pope plate,
And now it's covered in lipstick and dorito dust.
by the way, your april is all booked up now.
There is a saturday free in may,
But if suzie finds an airbnb in yosemite that fits 12,
Well, I can't do this.
This is why I didn't want to be vulnerable.
Vulnerability is disgusting.
Plus, it's wearing my slippers.
Oh, marcia was right. I ruined book club!
It's okay to admit your mistakes.
Hillary admitted she was wrong about invading iraq.
It's all right here.
Will someone please read the book?
Grab some matches.
We're writing down our greatest fears
And then burning them.
Now, that does sound fun.
扎克 我很抱歉 我们之间有误会
Zack, I'm sorry about the misunderstanding, man,
But, come on, labels shouldn't matter.
I kind of feel like
a straight guy on a gay team means love wins?
Don't do that.
No, look, rules are rules.
We don't even let lesbians play.
You know, maybe you should just go try your luck
Over at desperate divorced dads dodgeball.
Wait, is that really a thing?
Cause I'm seriously interested.
Can you believe that? He's kicking me out.
当然 我太能相信了 他做的很对
Yeah. Yeah, I can believe it, and he should.
Wait a minute. What...
Is this about something more than dodgeball?
You completely steamrolled all over my day.
you just invited yourself along,
And then you picked Doug over me.
Oh, but, Kenny, look at him.
- 他太厉害了 - 我知道
- He's a god. - I know.
He's like a more approachable jason derulo,
But stop trying to distract me.
Just go home, and I will meet you there.
Come on, Kenny.
Fine. If that's what you want.
This is my community!
These are my friends! They understand me!
Game on, twink!
Filbert, we are on the same team!
Thanks for meeting me.
Wow, it's really empty here.
As you know, my sister's salad-bar franchise
is doing very poorly.
What did you want to talk about?
Well, I wanted to meet in person
So there's no evidence we had this conversation,
I'm conceding my win.
I don't want those women. The book club is all yours.
Are you kidding me? I don't want them.
They're a real whiny group.
I know! Ain't nobody got time for that.
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