Is that something you'd like to talk about?
Not a chance.
Okay, but I'm coming back to you.
Now, look, I understand that this is uncomfortable
Because talking about real stuff isn't something we do,
But we're gonna start, and I'll go first.
Pat, we are not doing this
Your mother and I are in therapy.
We've been going every Tuesday night for a year.
I...I thought you were playing tennis.
Is this the body of a man who plays tennis?
I don't...really like looking at your body.
Thank you! That's honesty.
好了 下一个是谁 谁来?
All right. Come on. Who's next? Somebody.
I think we're done here.
Why are you in therapy?
Well, it's, uh, complicated.
Pat! Stop talking.
Can't you see we're screwing up our kids
With our whole irish-catholic not talking about things?
We can't corned-beef this, Eileen.
It's their lives, too.
You want to know why we're in therapy?
Because I made a mistake, okay?
On our second date,
Your father and I went to a foreigner concert,
I smoked a joint, and I ended up getting pregnant with jimmy.
啥?! 不是吧 外国佬乐队是谁?
What?! No way. Who's foreigner?
And even though we didn't know each other very well,
We got married because we wanted to do the right thing.
And we made it work... for a while.
But it's not working anymore.
And so now we're getting a divorce.
I said it.
Look, we're not perfect, okay?
I don't want them to think that they have to be, either.
Oh, my god.
This was it.
This was my moment.
- 我... - 我有厌食症!
- I ... - I'm anorexic!
哦! 是的 是的
Oh! Yeah. Yep.
It started because of wrestling,
But now I just like watching the numbers on the scale drop.
I mean, it is really hard
Not to shove those brownies in my face right now.
好了 吉米 好了 听着
Okay, Jimmy, well, hey, listen,
That's probably something we're gonna need to discuss further,
But thanks for sharing.
I don't know if this is super-serious,
But I haven't sent any of that money to Ethiopia.
I spent it all on a car I bought off craigslist.
- 啥?! - 有一个 "惊喜"
- What?! - Also a surprise.
I couldn't believe they sold it to a 14-year-old.
You can get anything you want if you pay all in cash.
What is happening here?!
Being ourselves, Eileen.
So now we all know that we're getting a divorce,
Shannon's a thief, Jimmy doesn't eat.
What about you, kenny? Hmm?
You in the mob now?
You making meth in the basement?
I'm gay, mom.
I think kenny said he's gay.
And it also sounds like you're getting a divorce.
Unfortunately, the acoustics in here are amazing.
Do you want this open or closed?
I'll close it.
Sorry if I brought this up at a bad time.
No. I started it.
Put these on. We're leaving.
I don't think this is mine.
Now you care about stealing?
And there it was.
After all my mom's hard work,
We'd gone from the perfect family in the church bulletin
to the ones sneaking out the back,
getting dirty looks from judgy nuns.
Oh, listen, tonight wasn't a total debacle.
尽管你家里的 呃 情况有些复杂
In all the confusion over your family's, um, situation,
bidding closed early, and I won your canoe.
Take care of her for me.
Oh, I will.
I think I might use it as a planter,
maybe grow some zucchini in there.
Best $150 I've ever spent.
There's no way that bleeping is getting our canoe.
Use your core! Use your core!
They're coming for us!
Shannon is doing nothing!
I can't raise my arms!
Where the hell is the car?!
艾琳! 艾琳 别跑了!
Eileen! Eileen, stop!
停! 停! 停!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Right now, right now. Stop. Put it down.
Put it down. Put it down!
What are you doing?
I don't know! Obviously!
I just stole a canoe from church,
Everyone in there knows we're getting a divorce,
And my own son just told me he thinks he's...
他就是这么说的 我们都听见了 对吧?
That's what he said. We all heard him, right?
是啊 多谢提醒 吉米
Yes, thank you, Jimmy.
I mean, I knew you'd flip out.
Well, what did you expect?!
You dropped a bomb. You all did!
We're sending that car to Africa, by the way.
Good, because I couldn't grind off the vin number.
The sooner it's off my hands, the better.
How could all this happen without my knowing?
Mom, you don't make it easy.
Wait! Don't forget this!
Guys, I know
When your uncle Dwayne and I got divorced,
It seemed like the worst thing ever,
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