It's true. I bought 19 wedding dresses on credit,
and now I'll never be able to own a home.
Um, maybe you could talk to Ms. Hanson,
Just have her pull back the wedding stuff?
Make it more about zombies again?
放心吧 我... 我会解决这个的
Sure. I'll... I'll take care of it.
She listens to everything say.
Awesome. Thank you.
It's all coming together, Eileen.
Oh, good. I was hoping I could have a word.
Anything you want.
You've got decision-making skills that I will never have.
Oh, well, I'm glad to hear that. Yeah.
Um, a...about the wedding scene.
I was thinking that...
Here you go.
- 让你嗓子舒服些 - 真好
- This will help your throat. - Sure.
We should go bigger.
You got this. Just keep talking.
Just keep talking.
嘿 干嘛呢 格洛丽亚?
Hey. How you doing, Gloria?
Got some envelopes, huh?
Ponytail today, huh?
So, I was thinking about coffee.
Love french roast.
Been known to dabble in French vanilla.
我还喜欢薯条 实际上 我正准备离婚呢
I like french fries. So, I'm getting a divorce.
Uh, I see that you are headed to the bathroom.
我... 我发现你每天 12:45 到 12:50
I... I noticed that you use the bathroom
Every day between 12:45 and 12:50.
You're super regular.
I was married for 18 years.
You know, there's so many new things out now.
It's... I guess it's the sexting and the snapchat.
I mean I've never taken a picture of my junk.
Uh, I remember at a party once,
I went to the bathroom after you,
And you were in there for a long time.
And afterwards, uh, it smelled like your perfume.
I mean, if you... if you pooped in there,
I definitely couldn't tell, you know?
Probably want to do the weirder sex stuff with other women.
I just need to...
"Weird sex stuff"? What are you doing?!
Oh, we can't seat cousin Ronnie next to his sister.
They haven't spoken since the family reunion.
哦 可不是么 那场面可不好看
Oh, man. That got ugly.
I've never seen anyone throw potato salad
With so much precision.
Well, it wasn't a great time to find out you were adopted.
Oh, look how handsome on his big night!
呃 呃 算是合身吧
Uh, well, it...it fits.
I'm still not sure it's better than my regular costume.
Oh, yes. Ms. Hanson and I agreed.
This is what Shakespeare would've wanted.
Yeah, but it's gonna get blood all over it.
No, I swapped out Shannon's blood cannon for a rice cannon.
That doesn't make any sense.
Yeah, she's not happy about it, either.
Okay. Ha ha!
I found the good camera. It is out of film, though,
So we're gonna have to stop by the Fotomat
on the way to the school.
Pat, I told you about this two days ago.
Oh, I forgot the flash cubes.
Wait, what is going on?
Why is dad taking photos with the old-timey camera?
And is that a seating chart?
No, it's not a seating chart.
It's just a chart telling us where everyone's gonna sit.
The reception's open seating.
- 招待会? - 呃 剧组派对
- The reception? - Uh, the cast party.
In Europe, it's called a reception.
They also call bathrooms toilets.
It's gonna be fabulous.
What...why are you acting like this is a real wedding?
Don't be ridiculous.
I don't think this is a real wedding.
Wedding cake's here.
Guy said it serves 100.
I see what you're doing.
You're using the play
to get me and Mimi back together again.
I...I promise you,
I am not trying to get you and Mimi back together.
She is the last girl on earth I would want you to marry.
- 她糟透了 - 你在说谎
- She's terrible. - You're lying.
I am not lying. I just...
You just what?
This is the only chance I'm gonna have
to see you marry a woman.
Wait. That's what this is about?
Yes. And I don't see what the big deal is.
Is it too much to ask to have some pictures of you
with a girl in a white dress?
And some nice cake afterwards
while a string quartet plays Josh Groban?
Oh, my god.
I've been making mom porn!
Where are you going? The play's in 40 minutes!
I don't care. I'm done with the play.
You can go have your precious hetero wedding
with someone else.
How'd you know where to find me?
Come on. You've been running away to the garage
since you were 4 years old.
Remember, you got so upset Martha Stewart went to jail?
They were making an example of her.
Well, look, buddy
You don't have to go through with this if you don't want to.
But, uh, your mom feels a little bad,
And she's pretty upset.
So am I.
You know, I was just starting to feel like,
You know, maybe we were getting close again.
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