Sam's a detective at the station
And a recently divorced lesbian.
Hi. There's at least three things in there
他没必要告诉你 不 她肯定会问的
He didn't need to tell you. No, she would have asked.
Well... What was that?
I also have a friend
Who's, uh, probably gonna be stopping by any minute now.
So -- but you probably already figured that out,
Didn't you, detective?
Case closed on this one.
What took you so long?
I was mid-manicure,
But I rushed over here as soon as I knew I was needed.
I parked on your lawn. What's wrong?
Pat's friends with a lesbian detective
And they're in the basement.
That's a lot to process.
It's our first single weekend,
And he's already got a friend.
He's so much better at divorce than I am.
I bet they're complaining about their exes.
Maybe you could go down there
And just casually overhear
Every single word of their conversation.
I was always the best at "Red light, green light."
Thank you all for meeting.
As you know, I'm seeking the perfect candidate
To be my first kiss.
I want this interview process to be relaxing,
So I'll just need your social security number
To check your credit score.
And we're recording.
哨子不错 信仰领袖 吉米
Nice whistle, faith leader jimmy.
Ah, so much for beating your record this year, huh?
C-can you think of anything else
That saran wrap can be used for other than pranks?
Because I can't. I can't think of one thing.
All right. Well, later.
All right. We need to talk.
I have a really, really good feeling that if you tell V.P. Murray
You don't want to be faith leader, he'll give it to me.
我的意思 是 你本来就不想做这个 对吧
I mean, you don't -- you don't want the job anyway, right?
No. I don't even know why murray picked me for it.
Oh, I do.
He said that a good way to keep a troublemaker down
Is to make him believe he can do more.
He believes that I can do more? He said -- he said that to you?
No. You are missing the point.
Stop trying to be something you're not.
Just let me have the job.
You don't think I can do this, do you?
I'm gonna prove to you and to everybody else
That I deserve the faith leader title.
So, why don't you go lay down in your sleeping bag
And wait till I tell you what to do next?
You think I'll take orders from you?
Oh, what's this? Don't you blow that.
Don't you dare blow my whistle.
let me tell you.
It is a very hard job keeping the troublemakers in line.
And I'm gonna prove it to you...
By being a troublemaker.
troublemakers don't call themselves troublemakers.
Well, I'm gonna bring it like it has never been brung.
Brought. Is it brought?
Either way, that's what's happening.
Jodi, what are you doing?
Just doing a little laundry.
How did you know I'm here?
Well, uh, can't speak for Pat here,
But a pretty lady always gets my attention.
hi. I'm Sam.
And I'm totally bi when it comes to compliments.
Scooch over, Pat.
Will you just tell Eileen that she can come down here?
It's better than having her listen through the door.
I'm not listening through the door.
The door was open and sound travels up.
不 谢谢 我刚变成素食者
Oh, none for me. I just became a vegan.
When did you decide not to like food?
噢 坦白讲 离婚以后
Oh, well, truthfully, after my divorce.
I, uh, figured I should try some new things --
改变饮食 报声乐课 做蜡烛
Changed my diet, uh, taking voice lessons, making candles.
I'm sorry. Did you say making candles?
Paraffin wax or soy wax?
Cored wicks or flat?
I'll let the candle tell me.
That's what I say.
- 哼嗯 - 哈!
- Huh. - Huh.
There's the crew jimmy normally hangs with.
I'm gonna make my move.
I just need a cool first line to show them I'm bad.
嗨 德鲁 我很喜欢你的T恤
Hi, drew. I like your shirt.
Who are you?
I'm Jimmy's brother.
Jimmy the traitor?
So, I thought of a prank we could pull.
When jimmy asks us a question,
we mouth the words but don't say anything
to make him think he has a hearing problem.
一 二 三 都给我看过来
One, two, three, eyes on me.
好的 我是你们的信仰领袖 吉米
All right. I'm your faith leader, Jimmy.
If you just stick to your Jesus journaling
And your gratitude lists, there shouldn't be any problem.
What can we do to get away from this guy?
I've changed my mind. I'm gonna need this room.
There's a boy from holy crown
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